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Myspace Loser

A person whose social life exists only on Myspace. They will log onto the site many times a day looking to give or receive "Friend Invites," or to leave or read comments by their "friends."
"We where dating, but I guess she couldn't fit me between her frequent visits to Myspace. Her own brother told me she was a Myspace Loser."
by ThomasM April 11, 2008
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mystery chin

The mysterious, previously unnoticed beginnings of a second chin that show up in pictures of you around the holidays. Typically caused by excessive eating and an abnormally high number of pictures being taken of you. Often only noticed in photographs by the owner of the mystery chin.
Despite being the only one to notice her mystery chin, Alice immediately began binge dieting after seeing this year's holiday pictures.
by AwesomedOne December 31, 2009
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mystery zone

It was only the third date, but Drew was determined to enter Linda's mystery zone.
by Chiko81 December 30, 2011
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Pickill myself

Picikll Myself means "I want to kill myself" in a joking manner using the word pickle
"WOW, That pickle was so sour. I want to Pickill Myself!"
by CheezyPotatos September 23, 2017
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Make a Bellamy of myself

Getting so drunk that your drunken antics are the same as one Matthew James Bellamy of Muse after a NME awards show
To Make a Bellamy of myself:

Dom: We had a massive ufo, we had-

Matt: It could've been bigger. It could have been bigger. It wasn't that big. Like, I wanted to do something like- I can't remember, we were doing a fesitval somewhere last year- and I wanted like, a REAL ufo. Not, not like a real ufo, but like, something that was coming out from, like, it had it's own propellers and a pilot, you know, like a, like a zeppelin, but like, circular shaped. We looked into and it cost like, it was gonna cost like, like hundreds of thousands and there was no clearance on health and safety depending on the weather, so it was like a big risk. I was saying, "Let's just fucking do it, you know? Let's just go for it!" Cos imagine if that thing just came over like, like, like I don't know where, like, Glastonbury or something. Imagine if it-

Dom: Just take it easy, take it easy...

Matt: Imagine if it just came over the audience. Be like, "The fuck is going on?" Like, "What's happening?! Is something in the sky?" Like, it'd be like, it would've been- it could've been great. I'm heading for greatness. I'm trying to get there, but it's a struggle. It's a long term struggle.
by NewBorn March 12, 2011
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Mustn’t Milk Myself March

Just like in No Nut November, during March, you mustn’t milk yourself for the entire month of March.
Benjamin Dover “Hey, are you participating in Mustn’t Milk Myself March?
by Brady31 November 7, 2018
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the mystic star

when five guys line up in a star formation with one girl in the middle. the five guys take turns blowing their loads on her face.
hey do you want to come back to our place and make the mystic star??

we completely pulled the mystic star on that girl last night!
by Mr. Mystical October 22, 2009
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