A young, sexually attractive mother. There is an important age distinction between a yummy mummy and a MILF. Yummy mummys are younger than 30, while MILFs are older than 30.
Dude, I pulled a hat trick! First I banged that sweet 19-year-old yummy mummy Leslie, and then I did her mom--that MILF Heather. Worship me, for I am god!
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A hockey term used to describe one who is a bender, plug, and cock sucker all in one...aslo know as a triple threat
by Nickandry November 16, 2010
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This behavior is often seen in a Restaurantor Pub. The Mumphead does not have to know the people arguing. He is more concerned with intruding into the conversation.
by Imactive March 6, 2005
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She would be really good looking except for that mummy mouth, now the only thing she is good for is giving head.
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Get the mummyPug mug.Is a person who works at a bar and comes home to order pizza at 7pm and drink two bottle of Beringer wine that has the taste as if the person had vomit in there mouth and then they will try to get the person to do stuff for them after you had explained it 5 times but they will forget and drink them selves into a oblivion and have a deranged look on there face like the cross dressing gremlin that was confused and could have been yoda in his younger days and look back and say “young I was mistakes I’ve made”
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