muffin-topping

the condition that occurs when your belly fat protrudes over your pants.

Man, he's really packing on the weight lately. Serious case of muffin-topping.

by just_warming_up May 20, 2009

muffin topping

when a girls random hip fat hangs off over the top of her jeans in an unnapealing manner.

"those grade nines are all muffin topping like theres no tomorrow, poor things"

by victo September 23, 2005

muffin topper

The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirable "bottoms", which then become dry and inedible over the course of the day.

May you be hoist by your own petard someday, muffin topper

by furiousgnu April 9, 2009

Muffin Tops

Term for the rolls of fat hanging off peoples sides. AKA Love handles.

That girl's muffin tops are hangin out of her jeans

by brownkumar December 16, 2006

Muffin Tops

The piece of fat that hangs over the tops of girls jeans when they have been inhaling too many pies (or beers) and shoe-horning themselves into their hipster jeans that they purchased 4 years before. Also known as fatty mall hangers

Sid: "Hey Paul, check out the muffin tops on her"
Paul "Oh shit, that puts me off more than your Organzola

by Sid October 12, 2004

Muffin Tops

1. That barfalicious fat that hangs over the top of a person's pants when their jeans are a few sizes too small.

2. The most delicious and fattening part of a muffin that results in definition 1.

That girl ate so many muffin tops that she turned into one.
An example of you are what you eat.

by chronic-psychedelic March 8, 2009

muffin-topping

The physical act whereby the male, with aid of lubricant (frequently sweat) , performs intercourse with the folds of skin which hang over a woman's low-rise jeans.

Paul was so into the new girl he got into muffin-topping her in the stairwell.

by rabelais10 August 3, 2010