Skip to main content

the motorcycle

when u put ur balls in a chicks mouth, squat on her chest grab her hair like handle bars and start goin vrooom vrooom and leave a huge skidmark right on her chest.... thats the real motorcycle
My friend Carey loves balls..... so i surprised her and gave her the motorcycle...

Russian Motorcycle Ride 

Another classic douche bag move to inflict pain upon your innocent friend. You sneak up behind your friend who is sitting peacefully in his chair. Grab both of his shoulders from behind like you would grip the handlebars on a motorcycle. Then, you make the motion of "revving" your bike, while digging your thumbs into that pressure point right at the base of his neck and make a loud "Vroom Vroom" noise. This move will hurt so bad that the sounds of pain coming out of his mouth will sound like he is speaking Russian.
I was minding my own business when that dummy came up and gave me a Russian Motorcycle Ride. My neck has been hurting for hours.

Bosnian Motorcycle 

Noun.

An oncoming car driving at night with only one working headlight. Said car can be dangerous if your riding a motorcycle towards it on a narrow road or lane without realising.
I nearly ended up in a hedge last night when I thought I was about to pass another bike only to realise at the last minute it was a f**king Bosnian Motorcycle. What a twat!
Bosnian Motorcycle by Adnev99 September 28, 2010

Quebec motorcycle

A run-down, beaten up old passenger vehicle with no muffler, a badly tuned engine and only one working headlight.
(Somewhere on a highway in Ontario or Vermont, late at night): I think you better try to pass that Quebec motorcycle ahead of us. The exhaust fumes are killing me! Check out that piece of crap, blind in one eye, roaring like a hotrod!
Quebec motorcycle by kntshrm November 18, 2009

gypsy motorcycle 

"I'll show you a frustrating position."
"Gypsy motorcycle?"
"Gypsy Motorcycle."
gypsy motorcycle by GirlFromHeaven November 14, 2016

canadian motorcycle 

Jacob drove his canadian motorcycle to work today