When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.
I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.
Don't mort near her, she will take offense.
Don't mort near her, she will take offense.
by thenigs May 14, 2017
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Dylan Williams is a fucking mort aye, cunt got fried on the Xanax and punched holes in the wall again after the crack whore he shared his sweet puff with wouldn't fuck him.
Dylan Williams is such a mort, he robbed me of $500 for two ounces when he was off his head of ice. Fucking mort.
Dylan Williams is such a mort, he robbed me of $500 for two ounces when he was off his head of ice. Fucking mort.
by somuchbettertahnyou June 13, 2017
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Mort = female
Mooort = above average
Mooooooooort = 10/10
Mort = female
Mooort = above average
Mooooooooort = 10/10
by sivmin May 7, 2018
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