The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese
Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here
by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023
Get the Mortmug. 
a little devious menacing looking troll man with long musty hair, ragged unkept clothes and a stick covered in blood. He is the embodiment of evil and enjoys mass murder on a Sundays to wind down. Over the years he has gathered a cult of people who will die and kill for him, he frequently abuses them for a laugh. Mort is wanted in 134 countries for war crimes and if spotted get on your knees and pray he has eaten today.
Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard
Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard
by Domingo Catfish April 24, 2022
Get the Mortmug. Hey Phil.. don't be a mort cunt....
Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town
Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!
Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town
Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!
by Crabby Cakes July 1, 2021
Get the mort cuntmug. The Act of Cumming inside Someone dressed as King julian while doing an "oh king julian" mort impression
by Biggie Cheese Suckin on Deez July 23, 2021
Get the Mortedmug. 