moosh

basically everything good that a person can be is a moosh. some key characteristics though are dorky, sweet, hunky, funny, smart, adorable and just mooshy overall!moosh is so sweet hes sweeter than maple syrup and that stuff is really sweet--im sick and hes gonna come see me :D yes, the snuggle monster is gonna come get him just for that!!!! be jealous cause moosh is literally the best thing to walk the planet and hes all mine heheeheheh!! its really hard to define a moosh... just cause he's so mooshy and i love him so much!! like moosh is the word you use when someone is so amazing u cant describe them--you just say moosh!!!! my moosh is the mooshiest moosh around so yes u can be jealous. if you ever see moosh youll know its him cause first youll be like "hm, whos that hottie over there?" and then youll talk to him and youll realize hes the sweetest dorkiest person ever and youll be like "omg! hes a moosh!!" and then youll think "ive gotta find myself a moosh, cause hes the loraxs moosh and therefore i cant have him" well ill tell you too bad, cause theres only one moosh out there and ive already snatched him!! if u say you love moosh more than me this all i have to say to you: liar liar pants on fire!!!!! sorry, this is coming off very possessive. but the point is, once you have a moosh--you better not let him go or else youll be mooshless and that would be so sad :( i love you moosh!!!!!! mooooshyy <3 "what a moosh!!"

zac moosh duh

by lorax1812 May 28, 2013

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Mooshy

A troublesome hairy monster that lurks underneath couch pillows, living off of the tears its' breath brings. Able to breed so quickly it doubles it amount in a matter of hours. Is rumored to be a mutated raccoon skunk that mated with a rat, was bred and created to destroy the jungles during the Vietnam War.

Pest Control : What seems to be the problem ma'am?
Homeowner : We have...a...a
Pest Control : Spit it out, I can handle it.
Homeowner : Mooshy Infestation
Pest Control : *Removes Sunglasses* Mother of God.

by DelicateChaff July 9, 2014

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Moosii

Noun, plural. Part of the eternal quest to find an appropriate word for a number of moose: large, rocktacious creatures that have a cult following but no appropriate plural noun.

Due to the growing number of moosii references seen in the last year or two, it has been suggested by moosii enthusiasts that moosii will be the new monkey Realists note that moosii's noted lack of opposable thumb (and therefore poo-flinging) may hinder this.

Of the available possible plurals for moose, Moosii is clearly the most superior. It beats out moosen, mooses, and meese by far.

There is a herd of moosii roaming the streets of Minneapolis.

...A cult is following them.

by Lady Chevalier May 25, 2005

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moochifest

The act of using others and taking their possessions to fulfill one's own needs, but instead of calling it what it is ("theft") one attributes the new acquisition to one's ability to control metaphysical forces which redistribute goods. Most commonly used to describe dirty hippies "manifesting" marijuana or food.

"That damn, dirty hippy was complaining how he was out of herb, and low and behold, when he started rifling around in strangers' bags at the music festival, he managed to moochifest some smoke without paying for it!"

"That damn, dirty hippy had no money for food since he had no job, so he found a potluck and showed up empty-handed to moochifest a meal."

by guava c May 24, 2009

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Mooshgunta

A "Mooshgunta" was originally developed in Canada at summer camps and is generally performed by men on other men but is in no way homosexual. In lamens terms, it is the act of inserting toothpaste into someones anal cavity, ideally the person should be asleep. The art is in not waking them up, so the toothpaste can solidify. Once the toothpaste has set, it is very difficult to get it out. It must be "dug" or "douched" out using some sort of utensil or the persons finger for added humor. When the person is alseep it is called a Mooshgunta, but a live mooshgunta is when the subject is awake. In most cases the subject will flail and it takes a few people to perform the act, along with some dedication as you need to hold the person down for an extended period of time to let the toothpaste set. In conjunction with a mooshgunta, sometimes a canadian waffle is performed. A canadian waffle is where a tennis racquet is placed on the butt cheeks of the person on the receiving end of the mooshgunta and significant weight is applied to imprint the strings of the racquet to create a "waffle" like pattern. If done correctly the imprint should stay on the persons arse for an extended period of time.

the subject has fallen asleep, get the toothpaste so we can begin the mooshgunta.

pass me that tennis racquet so we can give him a canadian waffle.

by doubloons November 21, 2011

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