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Metaphysical Mookie

A person who is way out on holistic, mystical, occult, alien stuff. Over the edge in Mysticism.
You and a friend are hanging and you see person walking around in a aluminum cap, holding a Tesla box, and you say "there goes a Metaphysical Mookie"
by liquidstardreamer August 22, 2011
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Mookie nug

While a bald man is sleeping, you take a turd and draw hair on his head with the turd. Hence creating a Mookie nug.
Wow! Who drew that perfect mookie nug on Jimmy's head last night?
by Trino September 14, 2009
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mooky chow

This is the dance that is similar to "the mooky cha", but the difference is that it is done while eating the bowl of greasy rice, not after. The goal is also the same. To see how much jumps it takes for your tits to hit the ground, and see if you can do it without drowning in your own lard filled sweat. This dance is native to obese chinese people.
choa choo, while eating a bowl of greasy rice and drinking some lard, does the mooky chow .After the third jump his tits hit the floor and fat drips out his nipples.
by GJ Dan September 3, 2006
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Mookie Stink

A smell emitted by people who travel to Venezuela and/or consume a diet consisting primarily of beans and vegetables.
Man, that girl is giving off some MAJOR mookie stink!
by mowgli23 March 16, 2011
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mooky cha

A dance that fat chinese people do after they eat a big greasy bowl of rice. The goal being get your fat filled tits to hit the floor. Often this is not what happens because the challenge is to try to stay standing without drowning in their own lard sweat on the floor.
Choa does da mooky cha.
by James Youie September 1, 2006
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Mookie-Moo

something that a fat retarded ostrich would say. also, when you're having a good day and then you have to go to 4th period and see that skank marge.
did that crazy ho just say mookie moo while i was taking my julius ceasar test?
by Jamesy Boy April 16, 2004
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mookie moo

when a retarded englsih teacher stands up in the middle of a test and yells "mookie moo"
by fat italian asshole April 14, 2004
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