monkeybutter

An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.

On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.

"Dude, check out what somebody put on Monkeybutter!"

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 17, 2005

monkeydoodle

people who look like monkeys with poodle with hair.

Last year in english class, amy would annoy the crap out of everyone in our english class and me and brittany gave her the name monkeydoodle.

by john jacob heimer shmidt November 29, 2009

Monkeybooty

A monkeybooty is a man-child, in the age range of 25-35, that lives in his mother's house, eating her food, all the while maintaining the idea that it's preposterous to get a job. This man will fill you with so much false crap, so BEWARE!! He'll use his intellect and adorable charm to convince you that he is always right and no one else can be trusted. A monkeybooty will suck out your soul if you let him. IT IS ADVISABLE TO STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET AWAY FROM THE MONKEYBOOTY!!!!!

me: "Why don't you get a job and help me out?"

my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."

me: "I wanna break up now."

by Melbel801 November 22, 2011

monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating.

Every time I go to the zoo I see some quality monkeybating.

by Malodorous July 9, 2016

Monkey Boy

Noun - A hairy female from Marketing that uses a man's razor to create the space between her eyebrows. This same razor is then used to remove her 5 o'clock shadow from her upper lip.

When I kissed Monkey Boy my lips got chaffed from her razor stubble.

by Taint Licker April 14, 2003

monkeybot

a guy friends with the ruffio, like a henchman or a guy who does the dirty work, like smashing cars and stuff

Ruffio: Sup monkeybot.
Monkeybot: Sup, break out my cash dude.
Ruffio: Naw, you still got some work to do.
Monkeybot: Like what?
Ruffio: I got some spike strips i want spread on the freeway.
Monkeybot: Ok damn it!!

by The Ruffio February 16, 2007

monkeybrawl

A group of dark skinned (typically black) people in a fight, generally one on the street or sidewalk.

Aww shit man there's a monkeybrawl over there on that corner!

by Tihikea October 26, 2011