monkey

the butt of a person

do u lyke big monkeys or small ones. i prefer big monkeys.

by dude March 18, 2005

monkey

A very hairy woman. Usually but not always ugly. usually has a beard hairy legs and or hairy ass and muffler.

dan:dat bitch is a fucking baboon
George Bush: No Mr Rather she's a fucking monkey. Hey Dan did I say you could stop sucking my dick, oh thats good you nasty little twink

by [analwarts] May 06, 2003

monkey

Someone whose arm hair you can use as a beard.

I can crazy glue that monkey's arm hair onto my face and use it as a beard!

by Your Mom2222 February 26, 2007

monkey

Large, Vile, Atroucous man eating, poo-flinging animal.

Keep that monkey away from me. I hate it! The last time it was here, My walls got a poop redecorating!

by Orangatang July 31, 2006

monkey

A twat

That girl needs to wash her monkey!

by smitty December 21, 2002

monkey

and 8th of marjuana usually the resin form known as solid or hash

"i have three monkeys you wana smoke?"

by the sword merchant (i sell swords in uk) January 09, 2004

monkey

to skin up a doob (splif)

man1:yo my nigga monkey
man2:fuck off

by hjkbhk January 19, 2007