Ankle monitors are friggin’ BOMBS that explode once a criminal exits their house while on house arrest.
I once knew someone who was forced to wear one of those; thanks to that unstable ankle monitor, they were never seen again.
by JeffyFanatic5000 June 30, 2025
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They're always watching. Lurking. Waiting to drop a smug “Please review the rules” like it’s a damn mic drop.
They're always watching. Lurking. Waiting to drop a smug “Please review the rules” like it’s a damn mic drop.
User: “Lmao chill dude it was just a meme”
Hall Monitor Mod: “Final warning. Memes go in #memes. Any more disruptions and it’s a 24-hour mute.”
Another user: “Bro we got a Hall Monitor Mod over here.”
Server: silent, cold, lifeless — just how they like it.
Hall Monitor Mod: “Final warning. Memes go in #memes. Any more disruptions and it’s a 24-hour mute.”
Another user: “Bro we got a Hall Monitor Mod over here.”
Server: silent, cold, lifeless — just how they like it.
by Tarrabyte August 1, 2025
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by Leapstone October 10, 2025
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The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.
The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.
"Myself and my second-favorite harlot, Margaret, engaged in a rousing round of Monitor and Merrimack last evening."
by Hitfoot Bigman November 26, 2025
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Get the Monitor mug.A derogatory term insinuating that the employee doesn't make real decisions. Instead is a call and response cog in the corporate machine.
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