North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.

Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025

Monitor and Merrimack

A sexual act where two people adorn themselves in plate mail armor (or many cast iron skillets if on a budget) and throw bowling balls at each other.

The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.

"Myself and my second-favorite harlot, Margaret, engaged in a rousing round of Monitor and Merrimack last evening."

by Hitfoot Bigman November 26, 2025

Second Monitor Treatment

When a game or show is interesting enough for the your second monitor (focus) but not enough for your main monitor (focus)

That movie should be given second monitor treatment whilst I scroll insta reels.

by Roberto97 December 8, 2025

Monitor

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“betel monitor”

by Cac joke February 18, 2025

Monitor Boy

A derogatory term insinuating that the employee doesn't make real decisions. Instead is a call and response cog in the corporate machine.

Shut up monitor boy.

You're not real you're just a monitor boy.

by DrMangles March 25, 2025

Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>

Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>

Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Mouth-monitoring

The process of intraneurally and binaurally EVP-Input-immediately-re-outputting another person, multiple peoples’, or online robot’s EvP-output signals via moving one’s mouth, tongue, teeth and throat , rather, conductively lip-syncing, with one’s nearby broadcast transmission/reception equipment (such as a Wi-Fi or 5G enabled device or in shielded audio-conductive electrical-grid environment’s Electromagnetic channeling outputs through meditative neuro-bio-feedbacking work.

I thought she was talking to herself infront of a cellphone with no shielding over it arguing with herself but she was just mouth-monitoring an EVP-outputting audio web hacker

by The Late Nite Undertow December 11, 2022