"Hey there, you really shouldn't jaywalk, it's not safe"
"Why don't you stop being such a hall monitor"
"Why don't you stop being such a hall monitor"
by sturgillJSimpson April 18, 2024
Get the hall monitormug. The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things
by YBPYT October 1, 2021
Get the Monitor Buttermug. A Discord mod who power-trips harder than a rent-a-cop with a taser. They're not here to build community — they’re here to enforce order in their sad little kingdom of anime avatars and dead channels. Think: unpaid mall security with a God complex, issuing timeouts for "tone" and deleting jokes like they're defusing bombs.
They're always watching. Lurking. Waiting to drop a smug “Please review the rules” like it’s a damn mic drop.
They're always watching. Lurking. Waiting to drop a smug “Please review the rules” like it’s a damn mic drop.
User: “Lmao chill dude it was just a meme”
Hall Monitor Mod: “Final warning. Memes go in #memes. Any more disruptions and it’s a 24-hour mute.”
Another user: “Bro we got a Hall Monitor Mod over here.”
Server: silent, cold, lifeless — just how they like it.
Hall Monitor Mod: “Final warning. Memes go in #memes. Any more disruptions and it’s a 24-hour mute.”
Another user: “Bro we got a Hall Monitor Mod over here.”
Server: silent, cold, lifeless — just how they like it.
by Tarrabyte August 1, 2025
Get the Hall Monitor Modmug. a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings
by Dj Fish May 16, 2003
Get the Monkey monitormug. The fucking asshole who camps in the left lane on the highway going under the speed limit and refuses to move. They think they are cops but are in reality just regular retards driving regular cars trying to fuck up the flow of traffic, cause accidents/pileups, and ruin every other drivers commute home. They especially love to come out when you are late getting somewhere like a doctors appointment or a court appearance for jury duty.
Oh cmon another fucking hall monitor in the left lane, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU SWALLOWED CUM DUMPSTER
by Ayeskipp July 12, 2023
Get the Hall Monitormug. by Jokkerd February 11, 2021
Get the Monitor Standmug. The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
Get the North Carolina Baby Monitormug.