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bathroom monitor

A normal sounding workplace title for a sick puppy of a pervert who hangs out on the other side of closed bathroom doors.
Jumping out with her pants still down around her ankles, she started the shit out of him with, “So you are the new bathroom monitor, it’s a pleasure to meet you!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2019
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monotonize

Adults can monotonize any activity.
by Dave Scarpetti April 27, 2005
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hall monitor

An adult employed by high schools to watch over hallways for bad behavior. The final evolutionary stage of the kid that would always remind the teacher to check the class's homework, hall monitors are usually losers and busybody Karens who feel important because of their petty position of authority that allows them to flex on kids. They suffer from a small man syndrome and are constantly on a mission to bust youngsters for the pettiest of infractions, such as vaping in the bathrooms, loitering after lunch breaks, wearing subjectively inappropriate attire and walking any faster than a slow strolling pace in the hallways.

Hall monitors are peculiarly nosy, prying, arrogant and self-entitled people who feel better about themselves for picking on kids who are more than half their age younger, being extremely proficient snitches. They will normally be in the employ of a high school well into their 60s as they have no desire or ambition to do anything better with their lives and are content with living out the rest of their existence in abject mediocrity.
-Hey man, want to go and smoke a bowl after school?
-I can't, one of the hall monitors wrote me up for Juuling in the bathroom and I've got 10 days of in-school suspension. Don't these people have anything better to do?
by BiggerGorilla125 February 16, 2021
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monitor

An output device used to view what the video card's signal is sending to it.
Nice monitor, dude.
by Apul January 29, 2003
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manitoba moose

Possibly the best name for any organized hockey team ever.
They are a team that is baised out of Winnipeg Manitoba. They play in the MTS center. And they Also have the best logo ever
"Hey, the what is the best hockey team ever?"
"The Manitoba Moose you idiot"
by MEH 38 February 27, 2008
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Manitoba

Manitoba has hot summers and hot women. Manitobans know how to party better than any other place I've been!

Winnipeg and Saskatoon tied for the highest murder per capita rate in 2002 with 6 homicides... wow... 6.

Canada is #43 in the world for murder rates... while the US is holding strong at #23.

I know you don't care, but I'm drunk.
by nurple April 15, 2004
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Mongtoid

An extremely obese woman who isn't considered a person. Since fat chicks aren't people, their classification is mongtoid.
What is that person doing with a mongtoid?
by Eddie A L September 24, 2006
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