jongering

it means rollo and lant are the best

<rollo> lolz, i looked it up on goggle while you were jabbering away :o~
<lant> ._______.
<lant> i was not jabbering!
<lant> it was more like
<lant> jongering

by optimus lant March 24, 2003

Mothering Friend

When a friend acts like your mother and tells you off for doing/saying something wrong.

Mad: "Why did you change your status on Facebook?"
Kyle: "Because my Mothering Friend told me it was inappropriate. Stupid cunt."

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Mandering

Advertising and messaging designed to pander to fragile male egos.

You see that new ad on TV? It's like, "Is ordinary toilet paper not cutting it? Try Ass Scraps Shit Shingles!! Designed to take the punishment that a real man's anus delivers on the daily. This ain't the lavender-scented butt paper your grandma buys!! Now with smokey bacon flavor!" Total mandering.

by 500Dogs June 19, 2018

Mothering

To have sex with for money or prostitute

I need to find a whore for some mothering

by Mringer0001 June 25, 2018

Monstering

The act of getting drunk.

I'm in charge of monstering at Liam's party.

by cjv. January 20, 2009

Cookie Monstering

When You Put A Crushed Up Cookie Inside Of The Asshole And Lick It Up With Milk In Your Mouth

Albert Used Cookie Monstering To Get A Delicious After School Snack

by TheAssEater69420 March 19, 2019

monkeying around

A Angry monkey is when a transgender that is a old women fucks you in the butt and puts lotion in there to make it Seemed like they cumed

My mother Monkeying around Me

by Jearled monks May 6, 2017