coochie monger

1. one who loves some good coochie
2. someone who gets more coochie than anyone else you know

Person 1: Ugh, Mr. T gets all the girls
person 2: Yeah bro, he's a real coochie monger

by blehhhhhhhh8 January 9, 2019

tard monger

The 'tard is short for retard or fucktard, and the monger means dealer. It is a mildly amusing alternative to the usual insults that you throw at dumb people.

What did you do that for, you 'tard monger!?

I don't even know why God lets a 'tard monger like you exist.

by Ticking Clock October 9, 2008

Media monger

One who gets most of all their knowledge from news channels such as cnn, fox, cnbc, ect. Also, another for would be social-media's Facebook, twitter, ect.

Whe can all tell the Johnson's live in a pen and paper world. Everything they said tonight made them sound like a media monger family.

by Blitzed4lyfe20 October 10, 2016

Monkey Monger

A person who solicits sex using monkeys as prostitutes.

Man I can't believe that person is such a monkey monger

by jokerswild February 13, 2010

Co-Monger

A annoying person. Trying to join in a conversation. A total disrespectful person.

Adrian: So you down for tonight.
Laura: Party!
Adrian: Yes!
James: Can i go?
Adrian: NO
James: Pleaseee
Adrian: Dude stop being a Co-Monger!!

by Rayado100 June 16, 2011

Tate-Monger

A misogynistic ass-hole with a small dick. An 'Alpha' male who is so insecure with his man-hood that he has to attack young girls on social media just to make himself feel like a man. A supporter of the now incarcerated Andrew Tate.

"She shot his sorry ass down and he instantly became a total Tate-monger

by Bad Element Ninja December 31, 2022

Metal Monger

orthotist, one who makes orthopedic appliances for individuals with musculo skeletal problems and deformities

I'm going to see a metal monger to get a new brace for my leg that was crippled by polio.

by mibracedude September 11, 2011