control monger

An incompetent employee, unable to either be productive or manage others who are, and instead manipulates to ensure communications flow thru them, and they have authority to make decisions for which they are unqualified.

"Ignore Brian, he's the resident control monger".

by Muzzrelli February 7, 2018

trash mongerer

Someone who is trash and walks the way a raccoon does after rummaging through your trash. Someone being gross and is an unflattering drunk. Bangs a lot of dudes.

Anja and Danielle are straight trash mongerers because they bop around and bang dudes.

by trashmong101 June 18, 2018

Metal Monger

orthotist, one who makes orthopedic appliances for individuals with musculo skeletal problems and deformities

I'm going to see a metal monger to get a new brace for my leg that was crippled by polio.

by mibracedude September 11, 2011

Tate-Monger

A misogynistic ass-hole with a small dick. An 'Alpha' male who is so insecure with his man-hood that he has to attack young girls on social media just to make himself feel like a man. A supporter of the now incarcerated Andrew Tate.

"She shot his sorry ass down and he instantly became a total Tate-monger

by Bad Element Ninja December 31, 2022

Co-Monger

A annoying person. Trying to join in a conversation. A total disrespectful person.

Adrian: So you down for tonight.
Laura: Party!
Adrian: Yes!
James: Can i go?
Adrian: NO
James: Pleaseee
Adrian: Dude stop being a Co-Monger!!

by Rayado100 June 16, 2011

tard monger

The 'tard is short for retard or fucktard, and the monger means dealer. It is a mildly amusing alternative to the usual insults that you throw at dumb people.

What did you do that for, you 'tard monger!?

I don't even know why God lets a 'tard monger like you exist.

by Ticking Clock October 9, 2008

coochie monger

1. one who loves some good coochie
2. someone who gets more coochie than anyone else you know

Person 1: Ugh, Mr. T gets all the girls
person 2: Yeah bro, he's a real coochie monger

by blehhhhhhhh8 January 9, 2019