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Mississippi Handshake

A slang term for getting stabbed, shanked, or shived.
A fight broke out at the bar and I almost got a Mississippi Handshake!
by Damnitsasha May 27, 2016
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Mississippi Chocolate

The act of having diarrhea into some else's mouth, forcing them to swallow it, and then having them vomit the diarrhea back into your anus.
John got really sick after having mississippi chocolate with Betty.
by jps123456 November 15, 2011
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mississippi slammer

When a man from the south slams his penis in a car door for pleasure
Why the hell is he pulling a Mississippi slammer in the parking lot.
by heycrippy34 December 4, 2013
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mississippi volcano

Created when a man goes down on a heavily menstrating woman being extra careful not to spill or swallow a single drop. After his mouth is completely full of the fragrant, bloody, delicacy, he begins to perform the pile driver position while simultaneously begins to gargle to build suspense. Right when he climaxes, he forcefully erupts the contents of his mouth upward so that it showers both himself and his lucky lady in red, hot passion juice of love. This should be accompanied by a loud, primal scream from both partners during the eruption.
Dude, your mom was on the rag so I gave her a Mississippi Volcano and she loved it!
by OMG303LOL November 20, 2016
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mississippi flag

The last USA state flag to bear an image of the Confederate naval jack.
Is the Mississippi flag symbolic of history or racism? You dedide...
by mrConfederateMan January 2, 2014
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Mississippi snowblower

When you and your male lover 69 during a blizzard. The goal is to keep your partners dick from getting snow on it.
Ryan: I was at the hospital.
Mike: Why?
Ryan: I got frostbite on my dick while attempting the mississippi snowblower.
by Mikemikemikemike1117 June 1, 2016
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mississippi crockpot

A sex act in which a raw crawfish is inserted into a woman's vagina for six hours and then removed and eaten with a side of butter.
I cooked my dinner in my girlfriend's Mississippi crockpot
by Dankofamerica June 8, 2016
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