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2 Mile

Track event for the nutjobs. Punishment for mid-distance runners as well. Usually involves running eight laps around an outdoor track and 16+ on indoor facilities.
"Chris, since you were such a smartass last week, I'm running you in the 2 mile."
"But Mug...I run the 800."
"Okay?"
"My best time is barely under 13:00, why would you do such a thing?"
"Oh stop your bitchin, it'll be fun."
"Ha, fuck that!"

"Dude, I'm running the two mile today..."
"Ha, sucks to be you!"
by Hermitage_XCountry April 14, 2009
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Belmont Milds

A brand of Canadian cigarette prod. by B&H. Popular among Canadian smokers age 16-29. Popularized by raver kids in the '90s. Often closely associated w/recreational drug use, ie. is most popular among young Canadian drunks, stoners, cokeheads etc.

TOXIC EMISSIONS (king-size): Tar 11-26 mg, Nicotine 1.0-2.4 mg, Formaldehyde 0.057-0.14 mg, Hydrogen cyanide 0.10-0.22 mg, Benzene 0.028-0.067 mg.

Slated for discontinuation early '07, likely for several reasons. (1)New Canadian tobacco laws prohibiting the use of 'light' or 'mild' on tobacco packaging; (2)relatively low sales; related to (3)declining numbers of young smokers in Canada.

Belmont enthusiasts aren't the only ones getting screwed over. Taxes on tobacco are used to finance healthcare services that Canadians take for granted. By legislating against tobacco, Canadian politicians are contributing to the decline of Canadian hospitals and medical services.
You: "Have you heard, they're discontinuing Belmont Milds."
Me: "I know, fuck the Canadian government, I'm moving to Amsterdam."
by nadnosnibor January 27, 2007
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mileage whore

Female traveler with a compulsion to collect airline frequent flier miles/points. Obsessively charges every possible item on her airline-affiliated credit cards. She selects hotels & rental car companies based on how many promotions or bonus miles they will contribute to her accounts.
She's got her Elite status cards and sits in First Class drinking Champagne with the suits because she's a serious mileage whore.
by KPinOH September 14, 2006
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Mile Ended

Montreal district called the Mile End where everyone knows each other. Getting mile ended includes getting an iced coffee at Olympico, pool hopping, drinking in the park, getting a bagel, sitting on a balcony drinking, buying a second hand book, getting fresh fruit at the Fruitery, stoping at Navarino while running into everyone you know.
Ah man all I want to do is get mile ended today and sit on my balcony.
by jajaja111 July 13, 2011
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Mile deep club

The hardest of all the "mile clubs" to get into, to get in, you have to have sex in a submarine, a submersible, or a bathysphere.
Richard: FUCK YEA!
Mike: what?
Richard: I'm now a member of the mile deep club!
Mike: what the hell is that?
Richard: Its like the mile high club, except you have to have sex in a submarine.
by Dr_dude January 10, 2015
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Mildenberger

The boy is such a Mildenberger and I am his bitch
by m4711 May 19, 2016
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Mikedamic

An Absolute Chad,Moderator on Discord and Reddit,Has already fucked your mom, 3'6 (among us) , Underachiever, Well known for being a MILF Hunter in the scientific community (reddit), Watches loli hentai.
Person 1:Hey! Are you new here?
Person 2: Im Mikedamic.
Person 1:*on cellphone* MOM WE ARE MOVING TOWN

Person 2: Too late shithead i also fucked your sister *puts on sunglasses, goes to do reactor*
by HyperShrine March 12, 2021
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