meditationguru

The pseudonym of a guy in India that teaches meditation techniques in mysore, india. Quite an esoteric and mysterious individual, he centers his teachings around universal meditation and the concept of oneness. Believes that we are unlimited and that meditation is the most amazing experience on planet Earth. Prefers not to disclose his religion.

Meditationguru teaches meditation techniques at his center and at his website at meditationguru.com

by preserver257 July 28, 2009

mediterranean sea biscuit

when you wormy dog your ex girlfriends pillow case like you're in a Mediterranean Sea storm until she gets two pink Seabiscuit's around her eyes

you should have seen how pink the biscuits around my girls eyes were after I gave her the old MSB (Mediterranean sea biscuit).

by dub_es March 4, 2015

Mediterranean Gem

A "gem" of the Mediterranean type, generally used to describe a hot Mediterranean girl

You see that fat Greek girl there? She's a Mediterranean gem bruh

Sane friend - you crazy bro

by Mr. Meeps May 23, 2016

Memetown, USA

A fictitious realm of one's subconscious where their deepest, darkest memes reside.

Kayla: I'm searching for the Mecca of Memes, any suggestions?
Kat: Memetown, USA!

by nbigs September 16, 2017

Memetopia

Where perfect memes live... A vastly untapped realm of the collective unconscious inhabited by all the best memes... hiding, waiting to be discovered... by you!

That meme is definitely from memetopia...

by Jeff The Talking Mongoose May 5, 2019

Mediterra-ed

The act of being sucked into a downward spiral of Competitive drinking brought about by simply engaging with your neighbors in friendly conversation. Being Mediterra-ed typically involves copious amounts of Busch Light, White Claw ( or equivalent), and shots. Symptoms of being Mediterra-ed include but are not limited to the following: the need for all the tacos, headache, fatigue, green bean yard spew, and obnoxious texts.

I went to help fix Justin’s (insert any household item) and boom before you know it it was Mediterra-ed.

by Yellow Door March 25, 2021

Melite

Where do I start... She is beautiful, funny, nice, has great music taste and smells amazing. Anyways I could go on with how amazing Melite is. She will always be here for you when you need her. She's great at giving advice and being a good listener. Although, she does have very high expectations when it comes to boyfriends. I mean it is understandable that a girl like her would need a guy like Dylan O'brien. She has a lot of friends and is so cool. Hit her up!
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Insta-melite_112

wait who is this girl she looks so pretty? oh her? That's Melite!

by monarque December 6, 2021