Mustard and Mayonnaise

Vogue Cadillac wheels. They come on older Cadillacs. Called Mustard and Mayonnaise for the white and yellow walls on the wheels. Just another word from bay area rapper E-40.

Damn, that Cadi is sitting Mustard and Mayonnaise DooDoos!

by Ernesto Salazar May 1, 2008

dippin in the mayonnaise

Having romantic (more likely sexual) relations with some one who is overweight

My boy likes his girls big, every Saturday you can find him at the club dippin in the mayonnaise

by venum April 10, 2004

Mayonnaise Bag

Male sex organ aka Yambag.

Once I announced to Sheila that I was about to cum, she proceeded to squeeze my mayonnaise bag until it was empty.

by Pepper November 2, 2004

Smegg-mayonnaise

When you pull back the foreskin, and discover a Jacket Potato's worth of lumpy discharge beneath the mushroom cap.

Jane: "I finally managed to get my hands on Bill's penis last night."

Rita: "Oh, what was it like?"

Jane: "Well, It would have been fine, if not for all the Smegg-Mayonnaise"

Rita: "Shame".

by SammyLou2019 October 29, 2019

Mayonnaise Slapping

When you cum along a girls butt crack and she twerks and her ass slaps together.

"My girl is the best at Mayonnaise Slapping" "Damn"

by memestar36469 June 16, 2018

Hymen Mayonnaise

The act of breaking a girls hymen while simultaneously giving her a creampie

"I heard you gave Rebecca some Hymen Mayonnaise last night"

by TheDiddlerXIII January 22, 2016

midnight mayonnaise

Any semen spilled after midnight right after sex or masturbation

After John jacks it after midnight: I better clean up this midnight mayonnaise before my parents arrive in several hours!

by KatKnipp August 16, 2015