machete monks

Undoubtedly one of the premier rock bands in Chicago's underground scene.
Vocals - Q
Lead guitar - Dan
Guitar - Kevin
Bass - Eddie
Drums - Johnny
Check them out at www.geocities.com/machetemonksmusic/

"That Machete Monks show last night blew me away!"
OR
"GODDAMN! I did know the Machete Monks were that good."

by Oh holiest one December 16, 2004

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mache out

1. The above definition is completley wrong and was written by someone who doesn't even know the true meaning of the phrase "Mache Out.

2. The actual meaning is too shocking, too scandalous, too immoral and too graphic for urbandictionary.com

Danny, Tom and Charlie all mache out wit eachother and Mish on a daily basis

by The Dirk Diggler August 22, 2006

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Maachikni

Mother Fucker (in nepali).

Cool n offensive word freq. used by Nepali boys and girls in Nepal.

Juiceboi Jons : Oy Maachikni!! Bunduk Jhik! (Gimme the gun mawfucka!!)

by BrickJuice November 16, 2011

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Mach Five

To eat out a girl with such speed and ferocity that her body shakes uncontrollably and she ultimately ends up in the hospital. In order for this to happen the speed of the tongue must be around five times the speed of sound. Hence "mach five." Originated in Orlando, FL.

Symptoms of being mach fived:

*lying in your own pussy juice

*uncontrollable shaking

*uncontrollable squirting

*unrivaled pleasure

*some serious hospital time

CAUTION: This requires years of specialized training as there are only a few men in the world who can do this. Men have died attempting this. Use extreme discretion when attempting to Mach Five your next girl.

Girl 1: Damn he really ate me out well last night. I was lying in my own pussy juice and couldn't stop shaking for hours.

Girl 2: God damn girl. I gotta get me a mach five.

by MachFive December 27, 2011

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