Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever period.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024

Matteo

A hispanic boy who's mother thought she was giving him a hispanic name when she named him, not an Italian name.

"Matteo is an Italian name - Mateo is the Spanish version. We should have named him Mateo."

by Soleless_Sprinter03 June 7, 2025

Matteo Grande

Jameson and coke with a lime and mint garnish.

Damn, that Matteo grande slaaaps

by Dexel123456 September 2, 2023

Matteo Massaro

Biggest shlong known to man, his underwear s practically glued to his voluptuous ass engulfing his cheeks. You could call it ginormous, he uses it to slap big balls such as his brothers. He's practically a tripod and the only thing thicker than him is his dog "Baby got back", HE ALSO THINKS HIS MOM IS THE BADDIEST GIRL ON EARTH, "She kinda bad tho"

Dude you huge
Yea I kow they call me matteo massaro

by John pron September 21, 2023

matteo

Matteo is someone who’s really handsome tall and 6’5 with curly hair and a long dick (1 foot 3 inches) hes amazing gorgues handsome amazing gets all the hoes

Bro i saw a matteo last night.

I wish i was a matteo

by Matteo is so fine April 28, 2024

Matteo Roberts

sexy young man

'God I wanna fuck Matteo Roberts'

by himmy chalamet February 20, 2024

matteo and aya

the best couple ever. they poop and pee together on a call. they deepthroat bananas and fart together. they have lots of esex. they like pasta and bombs. they go baby clothes shopping.

aya: im cold
matteo: you ever thought of making a pill that colors your poop so when you poop you poop different colors
aya: i love you

matteo and aya

by cumtainer February 24, 2024