The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.
H posted a picture of L cooking this dish
H posted a picture of L cooking this dish
I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?
L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)
L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)
by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

Used to show appreciation, or strong like for something. Akin to floats your boat and tickles your fancy.
A positive expression, should not be confused with the likes of ‘grinds my gears’ which shows annoyance or irritation in something.
A positive expression, should not be confused with the likes of ‘grinds my gears’ which shows annoyance or irritation in something.
I’m a sucker for alliteration! Really mashes my potatoes you know?
Pames: I love Wes Anderson films!
Lartha: Ah they’re not for me, but whatever mashes your potatoes!
Pames: I love Wes Anderson films!
Lartha: Ah they’re not for me, but whatever mashes your potatoes!
by Gasmark6Abbaxox October 17, 2020

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.
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by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
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