Marker Stacker

A derogatory term used by small children;

Used sarcastically when you are involved in a dispute where the other party is acting like a small child.

Ryan: I'm not your friend anymore...
Josh: Oh yeah, well your a stupid Marker Stacker!

by VC crew July 31, 2010

Marker Wiping

When your wiping after taking a shit and you keep on wiping and it’s never ending and keeps going.

He took an hour because he was marker wiping.

by Poopoopeepeepoopoo February 23, 2021

Little markers

Nobody knows what it actually is. It apperead in a DIY fidget spinner tutorial. I'd like to imagine it's a euphemism for testicles. So that's what it is now.

"Totally Rad DIY Fidget Spinner That Will Make Your Little Markers Go Nuts."
This guy punched me in the little markers.
It's cold as little markers out here.
Put my little markers in your mouth.

by Jake Gyllenhaal May 24, 2017

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

marker hunting

its when your in kindergarden and your finishing a drwing but you dont have the correct colours to finish it so you walk around the classroom and you steal markers

i went marker hunting but go caught

by your gay by the way August 15, 2022

Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.

“I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.

by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021

Marker

Bro: I love markers!
My stupid ass: OUCHIEEE WHERE ARE YOU *cutely transitions into peeing*

Bro: I love markers!
My stupid ass: OUCHIEEE WHERE ARE YOU *cutely transitions into peeing*
use this word when you have a friend that has a heart attack

by uhhh yes February 14, 2025