Marker Wiping

When your wiping after taking a shit and you keep on wiping and it’s never ending and keeps going.

He took an hour because he was marker wiping.

by Poopoopeepeepoopoo February 23, 2021

Little markers

Nobody knows what it actually is. It apperead in a DIY fidget spinner tutorial. I'd like to imagine it's a euphemism for testicles. So that's what it is now.

"Totally Rad DIY Fidget Spinner That Will Make Your Little Markers Go Nuts."
This guy punched me in the little markers.
It's cold as little markers out here.
Put my little markers in your mouth.

by Jake Gyllenhaal May 24, 2017

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

markers

A drawing utensil used for making powerful weapons

Timmy used his markers to create a sword, and he took over the school.

by extra handsome squidward October 21, 2020

Chewing Markers

Out of it. Basically in the same sense as playin with the dandelions, someone who’s completely zoned out and oblivious to the world around them.

“You guys suck”
‘Vinny you’ve been chewing markers all game and you’re 1 for 7’

by zfin87 July 30, 2022

Greedy Marker

Someone who steals writing utensils.

Guy#1: Look at that he stole 6 pencils!

Guy#2: That Greedy Marker!

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Marker

Bro: I love markers!
My stupid ass: OUCHIEEE WHERE ARE YOU *cutely transitions into peeing*

Bro: I love markers!
My stupid ass: OUCHIEEE WHERE ARE YOU *cutely transitions into peeing*
use this word when you have a friend that has a heart attack

by uhhh yes February 14, 2025