marriedified

joined in the sense of being partnered or married.

i'm getting marriedified to my girlfriend this summer.

by Tabasco Phoenix May 13, 2005

Married

I heard a rumor that she cheated on her prime husband with Harry Styles

Hym “I heard that she WAS married but she cheated on her husband with Harry Styles, so.... Hurray hypergamy! Retard with a meaty dongle beats prince! And I still think I wrote some of that movie. I’ll bet you 1 million dollars some of this is in that piece of shit... Tssk! 😤 dumb slut... tarnish my good name. And Chris Pine should have beat the shit out of that little faggot for spitting on him. Actually, I will officially offer my services to help Chris Pine jump him. We’ll catch him in his trailer so he can run. Rearrange his face. And then we can go throw piss filled water balloons at the snake-whore... and then we can go get ice cream...”

Iam “What... are you doing with that knife?”

Hym “Huh? This? 🔪 Nothing.”

Iam “You’re not going to stab me again, are you?” 😰 “I still have a scar from the last time....”

Hym “PFFFTTT!! YOU’RE ALIVE!?”

Iam “How would I be talking if I wasn’t alive?” 😒

Hym “I thought you were some kind of force-ghost! I don’t know. A figment of my imagination or something.”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! Stop it!”

Hym “Wild. That is wild. Whelp. I’m going to bed.”

Iam “I... Whatever...”

by Hym Iam October 10, 2022

Mariederby

Another term for 69-ing. Because you are all up in the chicks mary and she is giving you derby.

Me and that hot chick mariederbied for like 2 hours.

I like to mariederby with my girl friend.

by Hangliding Squirrel January 2, 2009

Married Wally

married wally basically means a cock eater that will eat every single cock in the world especially cocks bigger then his/her mouth and it means a shit eater and a faggot and the staff team is super gay in a specific discord server I won’t name.pls accept this

That guy is such a married wally!

by Auxo February 26, 2021

Mother married

A man married to a woman which is a carbon copy of his own mother.

Wife: did you clean your room?! did you ask for a pay rise? did you plan the holidays? do I have to tell you ALL THE TIME what you have to do? you are never going to grow up are you?!
Husband: gosh, I thik I mother married...

by Bruno Gy. September 2, 2013

makenna married

Fucking her husband

She's a Makenna married

by Bfjhgffyutuyfyjgfugg November 28, 2017

Hook up married

When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.

My friend is the most well adjusted husband, he is always hook up married

by Wife is killing me December 7, 2013