Mamphy

Jamaican definition of a really fat woman..

Shotta: Yow Rasta, I hear u a tour wid a nice mamphy last night!!!

Rasta: Zeeeeeeen!!! I man have a new queen pon de ends..

Shotta: Pram Pram!!!

by Witty1 January 7, 2011

Manchievement

Manchievement; Where the dominant species gains high recognition for an achievement that has great value.

Gary threw up over the deck of cards,what a Manchievement.

by jiggylad March 24, 2011

Manchester Projects

One of the most feared and worst neighborhoods in the Burque, and all the 505.

Unless you know someone living there you should not wander in.

Oye, where is that pachanga at..?

In the Manchester Projects, vamos.

Chale. I can't I have kids.

by Larry_Legend May 12, 2011

manchego

Connoisseur grade cannabis. Any really good, fragrant sinsemilla with well balanced psychoactive properties, especially a strain known to enhance sexual pleasure.

Kelley scored some crazy, almost iridescent, purple manchego so we could smoke up before the show last night, but two hits off that shit and we were both so DTF that we never even made it to the Fillmore! So much for being 'just friends' ... lol

by zargonym January 30, 2014

Manchester Method

A contraceptive method.
The act of swilling out the vaginal canal with Coca-Cola to prevent conception.

Did you use a condom? Nahh, we used the Manchester Method.

by Coffee Drinker August 19, 2017

Manchester

a game invented in Blearwater, Florida. The game involves at least two participants where one participant is to say something definitive, such as: "I will _____, I'm going to ______, I'd _______, I'm tryna ______, etc." Once the participant makes this statement, another participant can say "Manchester," which will then require the first participant to fulfill the statement they had stated within 24 hours (or a specified time frame decided by the participant calling the Manchester). If the original statement is not fulfilled within the given time frame, then the participant who called the Manchester is then enabled to slap the participant who made the original statement, with any level of force decided by the the person doing the slapping. The only way to counteract getting Manchestered is if the participant who made the definitive statement says "Liverpool" IMMEDIATELY AFTER MAKING THE DEFINITIVE STATEMENT. You can't say it before, middle, or during the statement being made.

Person 1: i'm gonna fucking kill myself

Person 2: Manchester

Person 1: fuck

by MEMECHESTER August 15, 2018

Manchka

Manchka is a type of person who is really manly and ignorant. People also love manchkas for having really unique sense of humour.

P1: BROOO, LOOK AT THAT DUUUDE. I think he is manchka. He looks soo manly, he has to be whole lotta manchka shit.
P2: I don't know bro, He doesn't look that manly to me.
P1: Wanna check?

P2: Sure.

by Hacker Odko February 16, 2021