karl malone

An asshole on the lakers.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.

Karl Malone is gay.

by Muff Daddy May 27, 2004

Bec Malone

The process of defecating on ones desk. Normally within an enclosed office environment.

"Sam was fired from his job last week. He made sure he dropped a Bec Malone in his bosses office before they marched him out the door!"

by *MEGAZORD* May 21, 2016

Mayday Malone

A guy who is ugly AF but still crushes pussy like Ted Danson in Cheers. Sammy “Mayday” Malone

Dan : Look at Mayday Malone over there.

Jon : yeah, she’s a dime but that dude is a dope.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

post malone complex

Way of describing someone who looks like they smell based on appearance.

“Hes got that post malone complex. Yall smell somethin??”

by fxnnodrama August 13, 2018

doing a dirty malone

The act of plunging ones beak into a pair of filthy pants.

Fucking hell gordon I was doing a dirty malone in the woman’s changing rooms and I got caught. My god Neil, you are a foul bastard.

by Ginger Barbarian. October 17, 2019

Post Malone

The black diarrhea that you have after a night of drinking whiskey.

I drank way too much bourbon last night, my Post Malone looks like the black plague.

by AsswithaC October 25, 2017

karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

by Jim July 16, 2004