Macob Jorris

The sexiest person to ever walk the earth. Makes girls panties fall off when they see him.

Becky: oh mah gawd did you see that sexy beast walking around scool?
Donna: Damn. That must be a Macob Jorris
Bob: “Hey Becky, ur panties just fell down”
Donna: yup, that’s surely him

by Theactualtruth 101 May 28, 2019

MACHOSLAV

Alpha Male amongst the Slavic race. All genetic traces have linked back to Polish ancestry. Diligent searches in Russia have turned up no Machoslavs. Very defined masculinity and a large muscle mass that stands above all others in any crowd. A large brain mass equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surpassed.

Machoslavs are widely sought after by sharp looking ladies. Victory is the only option for a Machoslav. Machoslavs are looked at with envy and sometimes hatred by Lesser Slavs and others who don't measure up.

by Michael Slavonski September 9, 2008

macroshaft

Degratory term for Microsoft. Also refer to micro$oft and microshaft

My stupid macroshaft computer broke down AGAIN!!!!!

by Lord_Hellraiser May 31, 2005

maco

an overly nosy person

She is a maco for listening in to his conversation

by Dimetri Whitfield April 20, 2008

Mac OS X

An overpriced Operating system that is based off FreeBSD. Mac users are uncomfortable with the fact of taking care of computers and so they continually bash windows for the usual crashes, virues and the likes, even though, to most compitent PC users, these are hard to come by unless you use a buggy program or look at excessive amounts of porn.

Saying Mac OS X is safe because its unix based very retarded. Why? Solaris 10 is secure and Unix based. Plus IT'S FREE, so if you wanted a secure OS, Solaris already has a 1-up on OS X.

Regaurding the retarded poster about shitty x86 machines, stfu. x86 is the 32-bit instruction set that is put on ALL modern processors, along with the 64-bit set.

The only reason for ever using Mac OS is well, there isn't one unless your a professional graphic art designer. Both Windows and linux have very good software for audio, photo and video editing and they have games. Plus, they are compatible with almost all PC hardware with Linux being also avalable for the nintendo ds that uses the ARM 9 & 7 processors.

Son now that Linux and Windows are able to suit most PC users, why would anyone use a Mac? They have nothing special about them. Nothing. Not one dam thing. I bet no one can list five reasons of why I should use Mac OS X instead of Windows XP (don't say it doesn't get viruses or spyware/adware or it don't crash, cause neither does my XP rig).

My Mac OS X rig is very secure.

So is Linux, plus its free.

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by qblasphemy October 21, 2008

Macs

Macs is the term used for the Macintosh brand of computers. Generally used by people who like to think they are tech wizards because they don't use the "mainstream" PCs.

They often argue that Macs are faster than PCs, but what they usually don't understand that PCs are a large variety of computers that merely run the Windows operating system. For the price you can get a mac for you can get a god-like Windows computer customizable to the max.

Seriously. Stop trying to be tech hipsters. Use a PC.

Macs: Yeah, I use Macs. PCs suck.

PCs: Hey, did you hear about Portal 2? It's great you should really try it.

Macs: ....

PCs: So I was right clicking the other day....

by Deagonx December 27, 2011

Macophobic

1. Pertaining to or suffering from Macophobia - the fear of everything Apple.
2. How one feels when they walk into a crowded Apple store filled with many Apple fans.
3. tending to induce Macophobia.

1. As he grew out of his preteens, Peter became more and more Macophobic.

2. "I want to check out the new iPod Touch, but fuck it, let's get out of here - so many Apple fans surrounding me is making me feel Macophobic."

3. A Macophobic section of Best Buy.

by idme@t January 4, 2009