Mad dog mace

A pool cue

Man it was fuked, he splintered a mad dog mace round his neck and slammed his nose in the pool balls like a fukn redneck.

by Step lupid April 14, 2024

cooter mace

When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.

man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me

man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace

by ToeName August 18, 2018

tony mace

Dick head

Tony mace is great at being a dickhead

by Tony mace November 14, 2016

Mace Girl

The strident, aggressive pointy elbowed women that appear on FOX who act like they would just as soon mace you as give you the time of day.

Mace girl Malkin was seen out on the street gassing protesters.

by manniesalado April 19, 2013

mountain mace

When you trim weed and get particles in your eye(s)

I can't see; I just mountain maced myself

by Carl Cock March 01, 2017

Logan Mace

Says the N-Word on a regular basis and loves to take it up the bum. Absolute Fatty. Biggest mass known to man.

Girl 1: OMG is Logan Mace your boyfriend?
Girl 2: *Kills Herself*

by Aston Thompson January 08, 2024

maces

the medieval weapon that you use like a club, but it sometimes is a ball and chain

person: hi how are you?
me:no
also me: maces person on the head

by i am bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 25, 2019