I.L.M.B

I.L.M.B is an acronym for

I LOVE MY BESTIE

I.L.M.B YVONNE

by Ray_Badd August 23, 2009

a.m.b.

Ass Managed Bitch
someone who is willingly under the authority of an ass manager and from this derives a sense of identity.

colloquial
one who is subject to the jurisdiction and whims of a pimp.
ho, slut, whore

THOMAS: "Did you notice how cheerfully Rudolph complied with the retardistic ravings of that Ass Manager, Stevens?"
RICHARD: "I did happen notice that."
HARRISON: "Yes, Rudolph is an A.M.B."

You ain't nothin but an A.M.B.

by Danfield August 15, 2006

l.a.m.b

Gwen stefanis clothing range
standing for het lil chinky m8s
love angel music baby

i brought a L.A.M.B top the other day

by gob shite May 23, 2005

T.M.B

This plainly means Touch My Balls. This can be used in a number of different ways especially as an insult or just as a friendly gesture. Love it!!

"come and T.M.B bitch!!!"

by blabs October 7, 2007

I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.

Iis - wom - burp

If. She. Was. Sitting. On. My. Bed. Rubbing. Her. Pussy.

Guy #1: "Dude would you bone that chick?
Guy #2: "If she was sitting on my bed rubbing her pussy, then yes"

Guy# 1:"Yo Look at that girl... I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.?"
Guy# 2: (nodding his head) "iswsombrhp."

by Mrdoumass May 25, 2009

H.A.M.B.

Stands for "Hokey Ass Message Board" Which is committed to spreading the gospel of traditional hot rods world wide. Member shun billet, smoothies, and bad imitations, such as "Ol Skool Rodz" Flat black with red wheels is usually frowned upon.

Hey man, did you see that thread about the Lonestar Roundup on the H.A.M.B.? Yep, Denise did a sweet job with the write-up.

by 38chev June 26, 2008

G-M-B

Defined as Garlic-Mingin’-Breath – the condition of disgusting halitosis garlic breath from having eaten garlic riddled food, most commonly the night before

Chick: “Dude, what on earth have you been eating?!”

Dude: “Man, I ate some fine looking fricassee for dinner last night but it’s given me real bad G-M-B this morning.”

by _clint October 28, 2010