milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004

Lizard Rag

A rag or piece of clothing repeatedly used to ejaculate in.

Hay where ya been Rick, on the Lizard Rag again?

by Mugumbo September 22, 2005

Code Lazar

-Relates to the popular Fortnite content creator LazarBeam
-Code is used in the Fortnite Item Shop to support LazarBeam
-It’s the French word for Parkour

(Ex.) “Be a bloody legend and use Code Lazar in the Fortnite Item Shop”

by CB23Crossover May 11, 2019

Jesus Lizard

Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.

I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004

Choke The Lizard

Masturbation, every man does it when his wifes not home, And of course has a HUGE BUSH in his under carriage.

I will Choke The Lizard when i find porn magazines.

by Andy and Dylan December 22, 2008

Lazar

The kindest human on earth his very nice and respectful and is very funny his just the perfect boy for every girl

his such a Lazar

by Daboss06 January 6, 2019

pit-lizard

racecar groupie,A girl who is only interested in dating or doing a racecar driver.see nerf-bird

check out the hooters on that pit-lizard!!

by dave hays March 12, 2008