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Mer-Lumber Jack

A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni
Dana is the most bad ass mer-lumber jack in the world.
by concieted piñata April 17, 2011
mugGet the Mer-Lumber Jackmug.

laminated veneer lumber

laminated veneer lumber is an engineered wood product similar to plywood except much more laminations making laminated veneer lumber stronger than conventional lumber used to make structural beams posts support timbers joist studs and other construction applications
my neighbor built his house using laminated veneer lumber those laminated veneer lumber boards are strong no twisting no warping what a great product
by littlejimmie April 1, 2019
mugGet the laminated veneer lumbermug.

throw her the lumber

the skank wanted me to throw her the lumber last night.
by The Pat Masta Flex May 23, 2009
mugGet the throw her the lumbermug.

lumber jack off

a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the tree loses. The loser must rub the seamen on his axe for grip and then cut down the tree in order to produce fire wood for the campsite.
We ran out of fire wood on our camping trip and we decided to have a lumber jack off to designate a bitch to get more wood.
by BonerJammin' April 7, 2009
mugGet the lumber jack offmug.

Mer-Lumber Jack

A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni
Dana is the most bad ass mer-lumber jack in the world.
by concieted piñata April 17, 2011
mugGet the Mer-Lumber Jackmug.

lumber-jacking off

When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood
Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.
by Medici32 May 29, 2016
mugGet the lumber-jacking offmug.

Canadian Lumber Waffle

An term used to insult and confuse, all at the same time.
HEY, FRICK OFF YOU CANADIAN LUMBER WAFFLE!!
by Kristorz! December 15, 2010
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