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Lightning McQueen

The main character in Pixar's latest animated film, Cars. He's the red #95 car sponsored by Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment.
Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics!
Mater: You hurt your what?
by EsbenT September 16, 2008
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Lightning Fusion

In the visual power of Lightning comes the secret to unlimited clean energy for planet earth by way of nuclear fusion
For example- with the use of a one hundred year old device invented by Nikola Tesla himself which may reproduce man made lightning bolts up to tens of feet in length is the driving source of power to stimulate the isotopes of hydrogen bound in simple but special form of water- the end of the energy crisis is within site-thus lightning fusion has come about for a world that desperately need s a solution-time will tell- solomon azar-december 2008
by sambo sami suleiman azar December 17, 2008
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Jewish Lightning

To set fire to, and burn down completely (arson) a property in order to collect insurance money. The Jewish connotation refers to the Jew's love of money and therefore unwillingness to spend money (and therefore commit insurance fraud).
"Jerry got most of his money when his place got hit by Jewish Lightning."

or

"Ben Steinfeldenstein's deli was the fortunate victim of Jewish Lighting, and he can now afford that new house."
by josefresco March 13, 2008
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Ride the lightning

A harsher alternative meaning for "go with the flow."

Going with the flow implies just going with whatever happens.

Since lightning is so fast, deadly, etc., "riding the lightning" denotes a "fuck it all" mentality in which the person is so fed up, that they ultimately concede and just adapt or let themselves go to arbitrary circumstance, no matter how austere or violent it may be.
"I can't take this shit no more..."
"Aww, fuck it all. Just go with flow, ride the lightning..."
by cleon24769 April 23, 2008
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greased lightning

Someone or something incredibly fast
When he heard you were coming, he left like greased lightning.
by Light Joker October 20, 2005
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Jersey Lightning

More commonly known as "Applejack", it is re-distilled cider (or hard cider, in the U.S.).

The process raises it's alchoholic content.

The name Jersey Lightning comes from colonial times, in which road workers in New Jersey would be paid in applejack.
"These workers need to get going faster"
"Just give 'em some jersey lightning!"
by IcarusBeDamned January 20, 2007
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Lightning Vagina

Never hits in the same place twice.
That bitch is such a whore,she's got a lightning vagina.
by Bectoria January 9, 2009
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