likker license

syn., butch, carpet cleaner, lezzy,
taco filling, cheez & krak her, girl
from mars Non-asexuals are likely
to submit to, (a) the wit of a cunning
linguist; or, (b) oral worship by part-
ners of the same gender.

Dialog from movie (Training Day):
"Did she have a likker license?
Was she a dyke?"

by El Mnop November 26, 2004

Scooter License

when a male performs sexual intercourse with a fat chick & try's his upmost not be caught because the fear of being social outcasted by his peers. Originates from the Joke"what does a fat chick{ & a scooter have in common? There both fun to ride until your mates find out"

Jonno was awarded a "scooter license" after hansel walked in on him reverse pile driving that 300 pound fat chick from the party last night...

by rathole November 25, 2009

Bitch License

An excuse that a girl has to be bitchy and cruel to men. Usually related to past experience with a bad childhood, abusive partner, rape, etc. May or may not be justified.

Justified license:
Dave: Damn, Kate is a hard-ass bitch.
Tom: Yeah, but she has a bitch license. I heard her ex-husband kept her locked in the cellar for two years and now has custody of her kids.
Dave: Woah, I had no idea.

Questionable license:
Dave: Damn, Lauren is one cold man-eating bitch.
Tom: Yeah, but she has a bitch license. Three of her ex-boyfriends got charged with statutory rape and are now in mental hospitals.
Dave: Hmmm I wonder why...

by simino873 July 14, 2013

making license plates

Going to jail. Many states used to use jails and prisons as license plate factories.

keep at that and you'll be stuck making license plates

by tenterabyte February 17, 2021

Drivers License Cute

When a girl has a cute face, but is remarkably overweight

I'd love to cover Lumpy's face in jizz, she's drivers license cute!

by Darren Onbirren December 15, 2022

Freedom Not License

A phrase meaning that everyone has the freedom to do whatever they want but not the license to encroach on other people's freedom.

Origin: Coined by Alexander Sutherland Neill in 1966.

You have the freedom to say whatever you want but hate speech isn't allowed because it encroaches on people's freedom to not be harmed. You have freedom not license.

by Shugunou April 18, 2023

Speaking License

An imaginary license that every owns that allows them to speak. It may be confiscated by anyone at anytime if you are found guilty of abusing/retarding the English language.

Justin had his Speaking License confiscated by Nick after he was found guilty of high crimes against grammar.

by totallynotchris April 2, 2010