devils lettuce

a slang term for marijuana. there is also weed, pot, reefer. etc. this list goes on, blah blah blah
"brad is such a pot head"
'yeah he really likes his devils lettuce, doesnt he?"
by lyzzieloo January 02, 2008
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lettuce leaf

Plesantly shaped vaginal lips. Keith Burtons well proportioned.
"Come on Nik, I know it's our first night together but I really want you to take me to bed and lose me forever."

"Okay Ali, let the dog see the rabbit."

"Oh Nik, you say the sexiest things."

"Hmm. Nice lettuce leaf."

"Wow."
by The Strut October 25, 2004
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Pink Lettuce

Wanting to eat a balanced meal, John dove right into the Pink Lettuce.
by Tazrocks2k March 31, 2003
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devil’s lettuce

Colloquial term for marijuana, most likely originating in upstate New York.
We gonna smoke the devil’s lettuce this weekend.
by whatisconsciousnesses November 06, 2018
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lettuce be reality

An attempt to bring a misguided statement or conversation to the proper perspective or truth.
Derek: "Nah it's not weird, I just enjoy writing poetry and expressing my emotions. Tons of guys do it."
Robert: "Lettuce be reality, you are a phaggot."
by The Latin Warrior April 24, 2011
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Shake the lettuce

Removing the excess urine from a vagina
After you pee,don't forget to shake the lettuce!
by Darris January 22, 2003
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Lettuce parxie

lettuce parxies are cutie pies that listen to waterparks, have green hair, and are way too nice for their own good
OH FUCK look at that lettuce parxie. So cool. So cool.
by LETTUCEY May 20, 2021
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