by lyzzieloo January 02, 2008
"Come on Nik, I know it's our first night together but I really want you to take me to bed and lose me forever."
"Okay Ali, let the dog see the rabbit."
"Oh Nik, you say the sexiest things."
"Hmm. Nice lettuce leaf."
"Wow."
"Okay Ali, let the dog see the rabbit."
"Oh Nik, you say the sexiest things."
"Hmm. Nice lettuce leaf."
"Wow."
by The Strut October 25, 2004
by Tazrocks2k March 31, 2003
by whatisconsciousnesses November 06, 2018
Derek: "Nah it's not weird, I just enjoy writing poetry and expressing my emotions. Tons of guys do it."
Robert: "Lettuce be reality, you are a phaggot."
Robert: "Lettuce be reality, you are a phaggot."
by The Latin Warrior April 24, 2011
by Darris January 22, 2003
lettuce parxies are cutie pies that listen to waterparks, have green hair, and are way too nice for their own good
by LETTUCEY May 20, 2021