devils lettuce

a slang term for marijuana. there is also weed, pot, reefer. etc. this list goes on, blah blah blah

"brad is such a pot head"
'yeah he really likes his devils lettuce, doesnt he?"

by lyzzieloo January 12, 2008

lettuce leaf

Plesantly shaped vaginal lips. Keith Burtons well proportioned.

"Come on Nik, I know it's our first night together but I really want you to take me to bed and lose me forever."

"Okay Ali, let the dog see the rabbit."

"Oh Nik, you say the sexiest things."

"Hmm. Nice lettuce leaf."

"Wow."

by The Strut October 25, 2004

Pink Lettuce

n. The flaps of a woman's vagina.

Wanting to eat a balanced meal, John dove right into the Pink Lettuce.

by Tazrocks2k March 31, 2003

devil’s lettuce

Colloquial term for marijuana, most likely originating in upstate New York.

We gonna smoke the devil’s lettuce this weekend.

by whatisconsciousnesses November 6, 2018

lettuce be reality

An attempt to bring a misguided statement or conversation to the proper perspective or truth.

Derek: "Nah it's not weird, I just enjoy writing poetry and expressing my emotions. Tons of guys do it."
Robert: "Lettuce be reality, you are a phaggot."

by The Latin Warrior May 15, 2011

Shake the lettuce

Removing the excess urine from a vagina

After you pee,don't forget to shake the lettuce!

by Darris January 21, 2003

drawing lettuce

1) Slang for smoking weed

2) slang for packing a bowl with marijuana

1)

Used for when you intend on or are going to get high. Drawing lettuce means to draw up some lettuce and get high off of it

Example:
Guy 1: I’m gonna go draw lettuce at lunch. Wanna come?
Guy 2: Nah thanks fam, I don’t wanna get high before my test

2)

Used when you need to fill a bowl or pipe with the devils lettuce before smoking.

Example:
Guy 1: I need to go draw lettuce before we toke up
Guy 2: how long will that take?
Guy 1: oh only a few minutes

by Hbxthbvc June 19, 2018