Lemons

Lemons are the pure amazingness of this world. They deserve god-like treatment, and a throne right up beside potatoes and cookies.

Person 1: Hey can I have some lemons?
Person 2: NO THEY'RE MINE GO AWAY STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY LEMONZZZ!!!!

by ima dumbass bitch September 14, 2020

Lemon

Definition 2: A person that never answers your texts

Lexy: Omg he's lemoning me again
Roxanna: He's such a lemon he needs to become a sweet fruit.

by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv October 1, 2018

lemon

Yellow citrus fruit, and apparently a dude named Life always wants to give them to you. Apparently you should make lemonade if that happens.

I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?

by Dropped My Idiot October 4, 2019

Lemon

Lemon is a noun for a fool, idiot, silly person. It can also be used if someone is playing truant.

You are such a lemon
Mate I saw you playing lemon the other day

by Biscuit head February 24, 2015

Lemon

Sour egg laid by a citrus duck that lives in the pond by the park and will defend its offspring at all costs so don't mess it. you remember what happened to rick...

stupid citrus ducks crapping out lemons all over the front lawn!!!!!!!!

by real proffeser June 14, 2019

Lemon

A consumer good (usually automobile or electronic) that is often secondhand and riddled with problems.

I've heard the iPhone XS was a reliable device, but I got a fucking lemon and my apps crash whenever I'm on PornHub.

by guyfawkes1105 March 19, 2019

Lemon

A citric fruit used in recipes and drinks. Has acidic juices.

Lemons are used to make lemonade

by Squidzo November 20, 2016