lebanese handshake

Shaking you firmly by the hand while handcuffing your other hand to a radiator.

"Sami would like to take you for lunch!"
"Probably wants to give me a Lebanese handshake"

by Grandesigner September 9, 2020

Lebanese

A group of people who can survive an explosion, a failing economy, a failing government, constant fear of war, corruption, hyperinflation, and many more... and somehow keep a smile on their face.

Look he's Lebanese, I bet he's insanely tough.

by SomeRandoGuy_with_a_Laptop July 5, 2021

Lebanese

1 - A lesbian who can't spell.
2 - Someone from Lebanon

Person 1: ONG IM SO LEBANESE
Person 2: Do you listen to girl in red or are you from Lebanon?
Person 1: Yes

by morganisslay March 28, 2023

Lebanese Tweeze

To pluck the nose hair hair out of ones nostrils.

I spent 20 minutes giving myself a Lebanese Tweeze.

by mondomojo May 14, 2011

Lebanese President

A fictional character relied on in the real world. Nobody knows he’s not there. But I prefer spider man more :)

The Lebanese President hasn’t been to his country for 5 years now.

by PenguinWithALife March 13, 2022

Lebanese Squonk

When a man ejaculates into a woman, then she spins around in a circle of women until the cum shoots out onto someone’s face

Guy #1 : I heard you got it on with Jessica last night
Guy #2 : Yeah, it was only so she could do the Lebanese Squonk

by lord_quinndelin_ June 28, 2021

Lebanese Waffle

Taking a dump on the seat of a public/workplace toilet. Then, when you shut the lid the faeces forms a circular waffle. The outcome is a “Lebanese Waffle”.

“Yuck! Dennis left a Lebanese Waffle in the toilet again.”

“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”

by Spark Florence October 27, 2017