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Laser Dick

Laser Dick has fabulous flowers on the Fox!
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Gas Laser

A type of fart that sounds like a laser. Somewhat rare. Tends to mainly be a girl's fart, though it is unknown why.
by Seraphxzero December 26, 2007
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chick lapse

doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.

(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)
Dude Uno: Hey so are you and Matt on speaking terms now?

Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.

Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.
by batt men December 24, 2008
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I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.
“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement
- Jake Paul
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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laser

A technology that is useful for creating high-intensity, coherent, unidirectional light.

It works like this: Atoms of a particular material are excited (given energy) by various means (usually by applying a current); when more atoms in this material are 'excited' than 'stable' a light beam is passed through the material which causes the 'excited' atoms to revert back to their 'stable' state (sometimes in stages); this stimulates the emission of additional light; the process is repeated until the light beam is amplified to the desired energy, at which stage it leaves the system.
To understand how a laser works you need to learn quantum mechanics and atomic and nuclear physics.
by Leelo Dallas Multipass December 18, 2005
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Samuel Larsen

He is one of the competitors on 'The Glee Project'. If he keeps doing what he's doing, he will win. No doubt. In one word, he is SEX. Sex with dreads. His voice, his eyes, his hair, his style, HIM. He is just overall perfect.
#1: "OMG did you see Samuel on the last episode of The Glee Project?!?"

#2: "DID I SEE HIM?! I COULDN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF HIM!"

Samuel Larsen.
by TheGleeProjectObsessed August 2, 2011
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Lasse

Lasse is one of the bestest people you'll ever meet, he is a fantastic gamer and overall the best guy ever. If you need someone to talk to, he'll pause the game just for you. Even if it's multiplayer, Isn't that crazy?? He is a really shy guy though, and very sensitive. He is really trustworthy and will NEVER leak a secret you've told him, you can tell him about anything. He won't judge you for what you look like or what you like, he loves to have internet friends but if you wanna meet up with him he'll be really scared. So if you ever meet with a Lasse, make sure to give him a gift and the biggest hug in history! He is also very adorable, so be careful of his adorableness!
Hey! Heard you met up with Lasse yesterday, how did it go?

Oh it went amazing! We went to his house and played videogames all night! I gave him a gift and he really really really loved it! He gave me the sweetest hug and had so much fun. Lasse is truly adorable.
by HereAreTheTueFacts May 25, 2019
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