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Lappy T

A wireless computer, which can be placed on the lap. It is more commonly known as a "laptop".
Person one: hey, thats a swish looking lappy T!
Person two: no dick, this an apple mac.
by andIcall June 18, 2011
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shit lapped

when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.
Joe: Have you seen Terran?

Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.
by highyieldjoe November 4, 2013
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largp

The Ultimate Insult, by default. No matter what anyone else says to insult you, if you call them a largp, it trumps their verbal assault instantaneously. Do not try to understand the mystery of what it actually means, for only those who breed prairie dogs by the light of asteroids can truly comprehend it's depth. It also cannot be modified or expounded upon. You cannot call someone a "necro-geriatric bovine, falafel-felching largp." The word "largp" is enough.
"Jesus, Ted. Stop following me around like you'd want to eat three feet of shit out of my ass just to see where it came from. You're such a fucktard."

"Largp."

"Dammit." (Note shame inherent in this line.)
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Lappeenranta

A city in Finland where even people oriented with Straight Edge-subculture drink their asses off regularly.
How many straight edge's it takes to a drink bottle of vodka in Lappeenranta? - One, when his friends are not around.
by akkez April 25, 2011
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Lappytoppy

If you are talking to your wife/girl friend and want to make it sound sweet. you can simply say Lappytoppy instead of LAPTOP
Hon, could you get my lappytoppy please... <3<3<3
by ILYSMA September 20, 2012
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Ball Lapping

to lick or lap at ones balls
damn, lap that ballsack up. ball lapping
by ohasif123 November 5, 2008
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lapper

someone who performs oral sex on a female.
He's such a lapper, he laps her all night.
by jondoe156 December 22, 2009
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