Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker

It's when your significant other is standing in front of you telling you the most ridiculous bold face lie but all you can do is laugh.

He came home at 3:30 am telling me his car broke down but his Google Maps told me what a Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker liar he is.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023

sack lapper

One who laps at nut sacks

Dude that guy is a sack lapper.

by DeeshChrushCourt May 13, 2005

ceedus lapeedus

What all the coolest kids of the 21st century are saying

Can be used in place of any of the following:

Oh shit
WHAT THE FUCK!
I'm so fucking horny
Niggas be trippin G
Remember when Fergie pissed herself on stage? WASN'T THAT NASTY!

No example is needed friend, get creative.

Oh fuck, apparently the word has to be in the example... ceedus lapeedus

by Spider-Dan August 19, 2007

cunt lapper

an expletive -hurled, or even casually tossed, at straight jerks (mostly male) by fags.

as in "Go home and lick your mama's twat ya filthly cunt lapper"

by Virginia Trembles November 24, 2006

lappe

an old, usually loose vagina, commonly found flapping between the legs of women 50+ years of age. They are usually not desired for sexual intercourse and easily contract sexually transmitted diseases such a Hepatitis and genital warts.

I normally wouldn't have sex with women who have a lappe, but last night I was too drunk to care.

I Shouldn't have banged that Lappe, now my penis is swollen and itchy. It also burns to pee.

by Dr. Shiv Ananya September 8, 2010

lamped

to get shit faced or high as hell

Bra, im hella LAMPED right now

by tone rangers July 5, 2007

Lapsed Feminist

A woman that used to be a feminist in college, but has since either (a) started dating a douchebag and loves being treated badly or (b) realizes that not all guys are the enemy

A lapsed feminist will make you a sammich and then do the dishes like a good woman should

by Royal Tenenbaum May 20, 2010