Land on the Carrier 

To prematurely declare victory.

Also see:

George W. Bush, Iraq War, & "Mission Accomplished"

Student 1: "Well, I think we're almost done"
Student 2: "Woah, woah, woah. We've still got a half a keg to polish off. Let's not land on the carrier just yet"

Land on the Carrier by Sax_Man September 16, 2009

Land of the Clueless 

A close neighbor to the Land of the Stupids, the Land of the Clueless is where you find people with no common sense or who are completely incompetent. Children often visit this land when being asked to do something by their parents. Co-workers as well.

No one could figure out that the door needs to be closed so the heat doesn't escape? Gee, I guess we are in the Land of the Clueless.

Land of the Clueless by irishtrish February 20, 2010

land lineless 

no longer owning a land line

Hit my digits but don't bother with my number @ the crib because I'm land lineless.

land lineless by sogburn October 14, 2010

Land Otter 

Another term for 'dachshund' or 'wiener dog'

when i got home my land otters had ripped the couch to shreds

Land Otter by hussonlax November 14, 2010

Land Some Ass

Verb.
1. To score
2. To have sex.

Jason: "I plan to land some ass at that party tomorrow."
Jason: "I totally landed ass at that party last night."

Land Some Ass by SharpEx January 1, 2013

Land Rover Lucy 

A woman who has blond hair, wears sunglasses and lives in a rich neighborhood that drives a Land River vehicle (usually black or white).

William’s mom is a Land Rover Lucy she drives a Land Rover despite it always giving her problems!

Land Rover Lucy by Mr Comedian October 15, 2019

Land O Lakes 

City in Pasco County, Florida.
Considered to be the "NUDIST CAPITAL OF THE UNITED STATES"
Quiet, calm town with very little crime.

Land O Lakes, Nudist, Not butter, North of Tampa, US41 nr SR54

Land O Lakes by Charleylol September 10, 2007