Lambert

1. to fail in the most extreme ways

2. a person who contains such extreme win that it blows your mind

1. "Aw crap! I tried to light my awful book on fire but I set myself on fire instead! That was such a Lambert."

2. "Did you see that guy? He was playing CoD4... on his NES! WOW! HE'S SUCH A LAMBERT!"

by Mob Carley November 16, 2009

Lambert

Noun, To fail at something

I pulled a lambert on my physics mid-semester paper.

by blazerxzero June 1, 2009

Justin Lambert

Woman beater

Just pulled a justin lambert went to jail too

by bob marley345 May 11, 2010

Lamentable

Some gay word French people use to describe a pathetic thing that is regrettable.

Johnny Canuck: "Did you see the riots in Vansterdam?"
Jean-Jacques-Henry-Marie Cousteau de Sacamerde: "Yes it was lamentable."
Johnny Canuck: "Fucking gay thing to say Cousteau."

by Le Beaver June 16, 2011

Lambert And Butler

Cheap cigarette brand, smoked by underage teenagers because they can't afford anything else. Disgusting flavour and smoke that makes you cough. A self-respecting person would only smoke these as a last resort.

Person 1: Dude, why are you smoking Lambert And Butler?
Person 2: Because I can't afford anything else.
Person 1: Oh, so you're an underage teenager then.

by Izzibella September 6, 2005

Lambert

When you absolutly have nö skill skill at activities you do with other people such As Sports.

-Dude, he's Lamberting this Lacrosse practice. He sucks.

by Chuckles95 April 1, 2010

Lambeth

Many people live in Lovely Lambeth. Actually, not many, because its a little farm town in South London, wear all of the people wear cowboy hats, milk cows and herd sheep. They all join hands around their picket fences and sing country songs. They pride themselves on being a safe town, and spend all of their time at the Lambeth Arena and Community centre. They also spend a lot of time at Abe's, the sub place. And even though Lambeth just got a Subway, people still go to Abe's. Turn's out, the actually have 3 public schools! That leaves one for each person in Lambeth. If you go to Duffield, McEachren or Faith Community Christian School, you will probably get made fun of for it for the rest of your life. This is where the LAMBO'S live.

"Where do you live?"
"Oh, I live in Lovely Lambeth!"
"Where the Cows are?"
"Yes, gotta go feed the chickens now."

by Def.Writer August 2, 2008