Kristy Lee Cook

American Idol Season 7 contestant. Complete and total hotness. Can't sing worth a damn, but she is hot.

Damn! Kristy Lee Cook can't sing worth shit, but I want to put my penis in her mouth.

by Bombguy March 22, 2008

Kristi

A female who makes chronic attempts to prevent a father from seeing his children without cause.

My ex is really being a Kristi, I just want to see my kids.

by TheGoodDad May 10, 2022

Kristi

It means short.

Ah she's so Kristi.

by MoonChildyes November 22, 2021

Kristi Noem

The act of shooting a dog or other pets due to one's own shear incompetence and stupidity in training said pet.

Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.

Oh no! The governor of South Dakota just Kristi Noemed my dog!

by silavon May 15, 2024

Kristi Yo

NOTHING BUT LOVE

and NONSENSE

Kristi Yo.

by DancnK December 23, 2021

kristy delauder

Known noodle thief.

Beware of Kristy DeLauder on Thanksgiving. She will take ALL the noodles for herself.

by kuhmeelyun April 7, 2017

Kristy G

A red headed bitch with herpes, who wont tell you she has it. She will also steal your money and say a baby's yours when its really not.

Concerned Friend: "Man that bitch pulled a Kristy G on you".

Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!

by Karma4u September 17, 2013