The Kosher Queef

You begin by eating out your partners freshly bleached ass hole and keep licking until you get a perfectly crisp brown rim. Then move on to eating out her bloody period vagina until she queefs so much you eventually throw up into her crispy ass hole. Then collectively grab a cup and fill the cup with the shitty mixture of puke, blood, queef, and shit, and then fuck the cup.

Joe gave a his grandmother the Kosher Queef.

by The Marco Polo April 6, 2019

kosher hot lunch

the same as the infamous hot lunch, except you must first take the poo poo to be blessed by a certified kosher rabbi. very important if the female recipient is of the jewish faith and wishes to abide by her up bringing.

"Sweetie, do u wanna go get a sandwich or would u prefer a HOT LUNCH???"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

kosher

A term for being cool, chill, fly, or fantabulous.

Where going to smoke this blunt, is that kosher?

by Ndo May 1, 2003

not kosher

The noble founder of ontd_anas

Not Kosher: Don't forget to douche!
Aurosan: Douching is bad for you!

by notkoshersbigfan January 8, 2008

kosher

a virgin jewish girl

"That jap is kosher"

by JRosB March 26, 2008

kosher

when you eat your own arms

A: why doesn't he have arms?
B: He ate them he's kosher

by Rob O' Bob O' Connor-Johnson April 1, 2015

kosher beer

Shop Rite word for anything that is mistakenly sent in place of something else from the ghetto Shop Rite wharehouse. Based on actual events.

MC Ghandi: Yo, Yo, Yo! What da fuck, man?! I open up the truck for paper bags and instead we got a pallet of kosher beer! Whats that shit?! Fuck that! I'll get me some Bacardi and go drinking because its Indian New Year tonight.

Wheel: Word.

by billtaylor.com February 6, 2005