Knock off a few knuckle soldiers

The act of engaging in male masturbation; specifically connoting a sense of launching troops into battle

Where in the bible does it say a man can't knock off a few knuckle soldiers in the privacy of his sitting room 'cos I don't have a DVD player? - Peter Griffin -

by drop_the_hand June 16, 2009

Knock on Car Plastic

This is a term used in the place of the superstitious phrase "knock on wood" when one is traveling in a motor vehicle and no wood is around. One instead "knocks on car plastic" to affirm the superstition.

Oh I hope I don't die tomorrow *knock on car plastic*

by Rellik Uzi September 9, 2010

knock hole

the arsehole

i gave her one up the knock hole last night,so i've earned my brown wings!!!

by Darren XXIII October 30, 2011

knock his dick in the dirt

To "knock his/their dick in the dirt" indicates a humiliating or violent setback has been suffered, often in sports.

Knock his dick in the dirt

That sack sure knocked their dick in the dirt!

by Abh3 September 25, 2017

The one who knocks

Walter White in the popular show Baking Bread

"I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!"

by Evish7898678 October 19, 2022

hard knock life

actually the song is originally from annie. it's harder to be a red headed orphan then a gangsta.

you think you got it bad? annie had a hard knock life, bitch.

by ashleywhaat? December 17, 2010

dong knock

To hit someone quite hard in the penis area, aka the dong.

Did Aegean just get dong knocked?!?!
YES IT WAS AWESOME!!!

by Breydon November 14, 2006