knob head

British slang
Translates to dick head

He's just a knob head with no knob.

by Cate December 11, 2003

Knob Polisher

A Knob Polisher is someone who sucks a dick until it's cleaned and shined!

She isn't just a cock sucker! She's a Knob polisher!

by Overdrive December 28, 2005

nigger knob

A spin knob attached to the steering wheel of larger cars to facilitate turning the wheel using one hand and with little effort.

Darryl's '76 cadillac was pimped the fuck out. It had whitewalls, purple velvet interior, zebra striped bucket seats, mood lighting, and a gold nigger knob on the steering wheel.

by David Sexton December 28, 2007

knob gobblin

one who enjoys fellatio

That chick is a little knob gobblin!
She likes the taste!

by el jefe November 25, 2003

Knob Nibbler

A woman who loves nothing more than to orally pleasure a man. Often without exchange of money or goods.

"After the 'knob nibbler' swallowed my kids, she got off the bus. I did'nt even get her name."

by 04GTO February 12, 2009

Knob Conkers

Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.

Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"

by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013

Knob Juice

Slang word for piss.

"Dude, don't squeeze that lime in my drink after you just took a piss, I don't want knob juice in my drink"

by steve kestrels January 14, 2010