1. (noun) THC crystals from cannabis buds. These don't only come from dank buds, but from any weed which has been ground in a Spacecase, or any other weed grinder with a keefbox.
2. (verb) To remove keef from cannabis, as with a grinder or otherwise.
3. (verb) To add keef to weed in order to make it more potent.
4. (adjective) Weed which has had keef added to it.
2. (verb) To remove keef from cannabis, as with a grinder or otherwise.
3. (verb) To add keef to weed in order to make it more potent.
4. (adjective) Weed which has had keef added to it.
1. Look how much keef I got off these beasters!
2. Good thing we keefed them before we smoked them.
3. You want to keef up these shitty mids?
4. Damn, that keefed bud got me so blazed!
2. Good thing we keefed them before we smoked them.
3. You want to keef up these shitty mids?
4. Damn, that keefed bud got me so blazed!
by The Stuufler April 19, 2006
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A pair of shoes made out of kleenex boxes that a man wears when he's missing his only pair of shoes.
A pair of shoes made out of kleenex boxes that a man wears when he's missing his only pair of shoes.
Scott: What was up with Alfred's shoes? Were those kleenex?
David: No, they were kleenex shoes!
Scott: What the hell are those?
David: They're something Alfred turns to when he loses his shoes. At least he's wearing shoes, right?
Scott: Right!
David: No, they were kleenex shoes!
Scott: What the hell are those?
David: They're something Alfred turns to when he loses his shoes. At least he's wearing shoes, right?
Scott: Right!
by Alfred Miller October 9, 2009
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Get the kleeped mug.The beautiful unification of Man's two great needs: Halo and Weed. Has numerous uses:
1. Exclamation of Joy, or Despair, during a marijuana influenced game of Halo Live.
2. Common piece name for Halo aficionados.
1. Exclamation of Joy, or Despair, during a marijuana influenced game of Halo Live.
2. Common piece name for Halo aficionados.
1. "MASTER KEEF!!! I am high."
2. "Ohhh shit, bro-ski's. Pass the Master Keef to me so that I may become high."
2. "Ohhh shit, bro-ski's. Pass the Master Keef to me so that I may become high."
by Jonas Buntrock March 19, 2008
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