kitten

What God kills whenever you masturbate

I like masturbating better than kittens. Sorry.

by bbbbb July 23, 2008

Kittens

A replacement for the "f-word" since nobody loves f-bombs but everyone loves kittens.

Omgaaahhhh I kittens love donuts!!

by I_didnt_do_it July 22, 2016

Kitten

A young lesbian girl or woman. Also known as a baby lesbian usually referenced by older lesbians. Aka gay cougars & kittens.

" did you see the cougar holding hands with that kitten?". "Damn, thats hot!"

by Mamaspeaches June 27, 2017

Kitten

Chick that is bad ass beyond human explanation, and can whoop ass like kimbo.

Kittens can be used to describe a scummy chick with a big forehead who thinks they are the shit and steals peoples clay!

Holy shit Garth just got his ass whooped by that kitten!

or....

Suck MY Dream KITTEN!

by Seven Inches of Fury February 19, 2008

kitten

A female's privates. Usually used in rap songs, like in the female version of "Wait" by Jackie-O.

"I want you pet my kitten!" - Jackie-O

by Sharell Belanfante September 22, 2005

Kitten

* (Noun) A term used to offend a spammer.

Drake: "OMG! Join mah site! I r sooo kewl! JOIN JOIN JOIN!!! lolololloolloololololollol!!!!!11`2`!"

Gregg: "Dude, you're such a kitten! XD"

by Quertzoid October 28, 2009

Kitten

1. Kittens are usually referred as baby cats.

2. 'Kitten' is a sexual term in smut fanfiction referring to the vagina.

1. Aww! That orange little kitten is so cute!

2. His hot breath hit my kitten. I squealed.

by ehhimgood May 29, 2018