Kiefer

Another word for when you assassinate a player in Halo for an instant kill.

"I just Kiefered the kid on the other team! OWNAGE!"

by Tizz Mizzle July 24, 2007

Kife

dirty, or nasty.
usually used to describe someone or something.

"ew thats kife!"
"this tastes kife!"
"did you here about scotia" "yeah shes kife"

by wastexcase October 12, 2008

Kiffed

1. When a car, driven by an african-american, collides with the rear end of your car.

2. When an african-american does you up the ass.

My ride got kiffed
Man, I got kiffed last night

by Jimi Nacton June 2, 2004

Kife

Can only be defined by examples.

Kife is when you're coloring something with a crayon and the tip breaks off so you have to hold it together by the tip while you finish coloring.

Kife is when you're making a Hungryman dinner and you're only supposed to peel off the plastic over the meat and poke holes through the beans and gravy, but you accidently peel the whole plastic off and it doesnt work.

Kife is when you put a milk bag into the pitcher and you cut the wrong side.

Kife is when you lose something.

Kife is when your cell phone rings and by the time you get it out of your jean pocket that is some-what tight you missed the call.

Kife is when you have to study for a big test or exam and you forget your notes at school.

by Mr.Goatee4Kris September 11, 2009

kiffle sniffer

You go into a bathroom after someone has pooped just to smell the stink.

Dude, did you see that guy go into the bathroom stall right after I pooped? He's such a kiffle sniffer.

by Mandjayscott May 26, 2018

Keffer

A derogatory term used in Devon England for almost any one who isnt a Janner, mostly it has to be said of an asian or middle eastern origin.

That stupid Keffer stole broke into my house and stole my skunk

by Matt October 20, 2004

kife

A sexually attractive female. The term uber-kife describes the single most attractive kife in a particular context. ki-eef is in the upper quartile of kife just below the uber. Koife is drunken 'easy' kife, i.e. you would!. Anti-kife is self-explanitary.

The girl at the bar is well kife!

by Phil & TUV May 12, 2006