by cosmiccountrynoir May 17, 2011
Get the keyboard warriormug. Matt: Yo one T, any thoughts about my email this morning?
Mat: Yep, your mum is a slug.
Mat: *slug
Mat: slug
Mat: GAWD! I mean slag. Total keyboard stuttering.
Mat: But seriously, both work.
Mat: Yep, your mum is a slug.
Mat: *slug
Mat: slug
Mat: GAWD! I mean slag. Total keyboard stuttering.
Mat: But seriously, both work.
by WhiteLando October 21, 2013
Get the keyboard stutteringmug. Apple's thinnest and newest keyboard mechanism for their laptops. The lifespan of the keyboard is literally like a butterfly\'s however. Every few weeks or even months after a replacement, you'll probably have to get another replacement for your $1200 to $3000 MacBook Pro. It only takes a single speck of dust can kill the butterfly keyboard.
Man this fucking butterfly keyboard has a ton sticky keys, along with it thinking that I pressed a key twice. Time to call up Apple!
by bush did 911 December 24, 2018
Get the Butterfly Keyboardmug. A build up of food grease that occurs when you are being a massive vagina and use a keyboard instead of a mic to comunicate when eating.
Andy: Oh no, i've got keyboard grease!
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.
by dah commie monster October 28, 2013
Get the keyboard greasemug. Any person who constantly advocates for the use of Military Force against any country that might be a threat to the USA. This person always posts memes or links calling for Military force or the actual use of Military Force. Yet when questioned this person inevitably has never been in the Military or has any plans for enlisting in any branch of the Military. When asked why they have never served or or when they plan to enlist, the Keyboard General will make up all sorts of asinine excuses why they cannot enlist or did not serve. They are basically cowards hiding behind their monitor and keyboards
"... Although Jerry was all for Military intervention in the Middle East in his posts, he was nothing more then a KEYBOARD GENERAL when it came to actually serving in the Military.."
by Spectre Eelman April 17, 2017
Get the Keyboard Generalmug. what happens when one is bored, most likely when attempting to do an important task such as homework.
advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols
advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols
person 1: have you studied for the test? i need some answers
person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg
person 1: you good bro?
person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp
person 1: keyboard pattern's?
person 2: no im just strangling myself
person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg
person 1: you good bro?
person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp
person 1: keyboard pattern's?
person 2: no im just strangling myself
by your reall name March 24, 2021
Get the keyboard patternmug. The sense of empowerment found in the anonymity of online postings and conversations. Often, the small, young and immature are at the highest risk of succumbing to this mind numbing affliction.
User 1: I just saw the new Boondock Saints movie, it was awesome.
User 2: I fucking hate that shitty ass bullshit! Troy Duffy is a gay fag and you're his cum rag for seeing that fucking fuck shit!!!111oneoneshit
User 1: Jesus, someone has a keyboard complex.
User 2: I fucking hate that shitty ass bullshit! Troy Duffy is a gay fag and you're his cum rag for seeing that fucking fuck shit!!!111oneoneshit
User 1: Jesus, someone has a keyboard complex.
by HolierThanCow November 20, 2009
Get the Keyboard Complexmug.