Suburban Kayaking

Kayaking in the lake that used to be your front yard or in the river that used to be the street in front of your house.

It's rained so much in Rhode Island lately that I've decided to do some suburban kayaking.

by FloodedYard March 31, 2010

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Keyari

A perfect intelligent girl. She’s amazing when it comes to school work, and is popular from her connections and friends in school. She is very unique, and doesn’t mind her hater’s. Many people are very jealous of her, but she chooses to ignore it. She’s kind, but has a mean side. She is also very beautiful, and all the boys get lost in her gorgeous eyes. If you ever get a Keyari, don’t lose her.

Boy: Who is that hottie with the pretty eyes?

Boy 2: That’s Keyari, she’s the shiz.

Girl: OMG! I wish she was my BFF.

Boy3: I just broke up with Keyari.

Boy4: Your gonna regret that.

by Usuckyorkiehaters May 31, 2018

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Keya

You see.. Keya is a beautiful girl inside and out.Periodt. Fight me if u don't agree. Her smile,her features,her cute unibrow,her huge talent of sketching, her 'uwus', her cute voice.. Just a huge ball of goofiness and cuteness but when she's mad- oh boi u might wanna run. She's a huge introvert with the personality of an extrovert to her closed ones. She never shows her emotions and is great at hiding them. But she shows her emotion through words oh how powerful those words are.. But she is just a simple girl who lover her dogs,her friends,her drawings,her bts meal covers( weird but still cute :3) All this simple girl needs is love, affection and most importantly trust. Sooooooooooo all you need to do is give her a hug and pat her head to make her happy

and you see... Keya is my "lil sista" :)) <33

girl: ayo! do ya know that keya girl??
boy: yea bro she's so beautiful and she's a dog-lover just like me
girl: ikr she's just Keya.

by dodododododooddodood January 24, 2022

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Kayak Fever

Kayak fever is most likely to affect individuals in North America, especially those in Western States, due to the large amount of gnarly white water available. It is typically caught by white males, although it crosses nearly all age, race and sexual boundaries. Symptoms include "geeking out" on guide books, both online and hard copies, as well as websites such as dreamflows awetstate, boof.com etc.. Those who suffer from kayak fever find it hard to concentrate on anything other than smashing through massive waves on their kayaks, catching eddy's boofing gnarl, surfing, stern squirting, bracing etc. Infected individuals often suffer year round symptoms of needing to kayak, regardless what time of day or year it is. These men often perform strange rituals such as "the rain dance" late into the fall, in hopes of bringing life to California's many wonderful creeks. Girlfriends become useless, other than for the occasional lay, and are often abandoned due to the infected individuals need to kayak seven days a week. Work and classes merely become obstacles which must be overcome in order to kayak ever more challenging and exciting rivers. Few things excite the individual more than running a new section of gnarly river.

As of yet, there is no cure for kayak fever

Tristan: "Hey man if we get enough rain the North Fork should be flowing this Wednesday, you down to ditch class + work and hit it."

Mike: "Aww man i told my girlfriend i'd go salsa dancing do you think we"l make it back in time? You know what, I'm just gonna break up with that breezy and screw my classes, lets hit the fucking north fork, and the consumnes this weekend, and the Mccloud, and the Smith, and the Feather, and Upper Putah Creek, I've got fucking KAYAK FEVER MAN."

by King Casual November 10, 2009

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