Kev

Kev is used to describe someone who is rude and offensive.

Not to be confused with being cheeky, a Kev is out to offend.

That boy is such a Kev, his mother will be disappointed. Avoid ladies, red flag!!!

by Minieggs4eva January 14, 2023

kev

ramsman6 is in the elite section of derby fans, the complete opposite to virgins such as joeedcfc

has a new wife every time he’s active on twitter

gets more average laff reacts (10) than ltfcocr_ gets average likes on his tweets (1)

overall top bloke and top shagger

do you know kev?

ramsman6? yeah mate top shagger he is

by dontlikestanislas June 3, 2021

The Kev Flock

The one and only Kevin that make YouTube videos. Sometimes, he disappears for a while, but He continues the vlogs soon after.

Person: yo I was watching The Kev Flock yesterday, and it almost made me puke

Person 2: are you crazy?! That dude is the best YouTube ever!

by Anonymous typed who watches tv December 24, 2019

to kev

To kev something is the term of agreeing to an appointment but then after 2 hours being late, say you won't come anyways.

Example for to kev

Bad:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Yeah, one more game of WZ and I'm on.
...2 hours later...
B: I'm gonna leave it tonight lads.

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Better:

A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Nah, I'm gonna kev that.

by Kritza February 5, 2024

cheers kev

Cheers Kev is a statement used when a person is telling an uninteresting anecdote or sharing their unwelcome opinion that nobody really cares about. It is said at the end of said anecdote or unnecessary opinion as to say, 'Thanks you wanker. I really needed to know that you class A prick.' albeit more politely.

'Your wife would look less like a dog if you made her wear makeup mate.'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'

'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'

by ZeldaTheSquid July 11, 2016

kev ball

a negative slang name for a footballer, kev meaning the same as chav in this sense. usually kev ballers are girl, generally lesebians who play football, badly.

check out those dirty kev ballers

eww...yeah

by ministy of talula April 26, 2009

Kev

To see through someone's bullshit and just straight up ignoring them and moving on immediately.

Ana María mastered the art of keving during my first semester of Communication's History.

Did Rosa just keved me? That bitch.

Kevin gets keved on the daily.

by M.J. Prinsloo September 15, 2021