Cheers Kev

A statement made my someone after listening to a person say something completely disinteresting, boring or unnecessary. A possible substitute for cool story bro nobody in the conversation needs to be called Kevin.

Person 1 - So I had a really productive today of hoovering the living room, cleaning the bathroom & walking the hamster.
Person - ....Cheers Kev

by Ledds27 July 18, 2016

The Kev Flock

The one and only Kevin that make YouTube videos. Sometimes, he disappears for a while, but He continues the vlogs soon after.

Person: yo I was watching The Kev Flock yesterday, and it almost made me puke

Person 2: are you crazy?! That dude is the best YouTube ever!

by Anonymous typed who watches tv December 24, 2019

kev

ramsman6 is in the elite section of derby fans, the complete opposite to virgins such as joeedcfc

has a new wife every time he’s active on twitter

gets more average laff reacts (10) than ltfcocr_ gets average likes on his tweets (1)

overall top bloke and top shagger

do you know kev?

ramsman6? yeah mate top shagger he is

by dontlikestanislas June 3, 2021

cheers kev

Cheers Kev is a statement used when a person is telling an uninteresting anecdote or sharing their unwelcome opinion that nobody really cares about. It is said at the end of said anecdote or unnecessary opinion as to say, 'Thanks you wanker. I really needed to know that you class A prick.' albeit more politely.

'Your wife would look less like a dog if you made her wear makeup mate.'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'

'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'

by ZeldaTheSquid July 11, 2016

KEV

Someone who is awesome at life. Someone who is full of courage. Someone who is caring. Someone who listens to truth. Someone who thinks his own country is full of a bunch of morons who cause their own suffering. Someone who is devastatingly handsome. Someone who is a leader. Someone who is gifted as an athlete. Someone who is proud. Someone who wants change in the world. Someone who will fight for what is worth fighting for.

Kev is the greatest person besides Jesus.

by kev kevo July 30, 2019

Fuck the kev

In the language of savages it means 'Fuck the Queen"

FUCK THE KEV.

by Sirsavage December 26, 2016

Kev eye

A kev who’s eyes look like Ben turpin trying to look at the team leaders small cock in his mouth

Hey Derek look at ur big William, no Kevin your looking at the chippendale calendar behind you you must have a severe case of the Kev eye

by Kevtastic999 July 31, 2020