copper kettle

When a guy accidently (or intentionally) pisses inside a girl during sex.

Just before he passed out, Sean did a copper kettle during drunk sex with his girlfriend.

by Biggie_mpl December 22, 2004

Tea kettling

When you laugh so hard that you sound like a tea kettle.

“LMAO STOP THATS WAY TO FUNNY IM TEA KETTLING!”

by uglyBitchlet June 04, 2021

Tea Kettle

Noun; A women, generally small in stature, who is so attractive, she is "hotter than a tea kettle."

Can also be shortened to "Kettle", or if she is being refered to as part of a group and/or race, she can be called "Teakellian."

I met a bunch of tea kettles at the club last night.

One of her friends was beat, but the other was a little kettle.

This girl's ass was speaking teakellian to me last night.

by Encore21 July 19, 2010

brown kettle

The act of dunking one's scrotum in and out of another person's splayed anus, a relative of teabag and teabagging.

He was rolled back on his neck with his legs around his head, and I stood over him, and we busted out the brown kettle.

Baby, let's do the brown kettle tonight.

by Zimbabwe November 27, 2004

Tea kettling

to piss into ones mouth from an elevated Position

One time we were on this road trip and I had to piss so bad, I ended up tea kettling Nina. She was willing though.

by Mr. tusk June 28, 2020

“Kettle” Shit

When someone has a meal at “The Kettle” restaurant in Manhattan beach LA and has to take an earth shattering shit after.

Dude, I shouldn’t of eaten The Kettle last night. I’m about to take my third “Kettle” Shit today.

by TheThirdRing May 02, 2022

kettle felching

A sexual act where-in a partner ejaculates into the partner's anus and then orally sucks the cum out.

John loved kettle felching Mary after a hard day's work.

by turandota July 13, 2008