kev murison

Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.

Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison

by feegina December 11, 2010

Kev eye

A kev who’s eyes look like Ben turpin trying to look at the team leaders small cock in his mouth

Hey Derek look at ur big William, no Kevin your looking at the chippendale calendar behind you you must have a severe case of the Kev eye

by Kevtastic999 July 31, 2020

kev

kev was the best thing australia has ever had. kev was a little insecure but he has a big heart and he was good at saying sorry. Kev is a ledge.

person one: who is australias best citizen?
person two: kev

by maddstinator69 August 26, 2018

kev kev

a little chicken nugget

Kev kev is so yummy!

by hghgfhgh February 22, 2024

Fuck the kev

In the language of savages it means 'Fuck the Queen"

FUCK THE KEV.

by Sirsavage December 26, 2016

Big Kev

The name of a guy who is cool but usually has unpopular opinions

Who's that at the Trump Rally

Don't worry it's just Big Kev

by Salanzarx November 19, 2018

kev ball

a negative slang name for a footballer, kev meaning the same as chav in this sense. usually kev ballers are girl, generally lesebians who play football, badly.

check out those dirty kev ballers

eww...yeah

by ministy of talula April 26, 2009